Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 485
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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