Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
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