So, like, picture this: you’re mining away in the caves, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear it. The sound of your partner’s chewing echoing through the mineshaft. It’s like nails on a chalkboard, but worse. But hey, don’t worry! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life relationships!

On our server, we have a special feature where you can mute all chewing sounds. That’s right, no more annoying crunching ruining your gaming experience. Plus, our community is so chill that you’ll forget all about your partner’s weird eating habits.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the hidden entrance and claim your riches. Who needs relationship drama when you can be rolling in virtual wealth?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Just watch out for creepers, they’re not as cute as they sound.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Divine Spears Created: 19 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2380 Mines Excavated: 1789
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mines Excavated: 3039
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ores Mined: 7311
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Divine Spears Created: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 3223

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Emeralds Found: 7511
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5829 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Dimension Hops: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1943 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ores Mined: 7480
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 75
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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