ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

32AA, Allowed, Angry, Bar crawl, Blame, Boobs, Bra, ChestyCraft, cleavage, COMEBACK, cry, drink, flat-chested, Friend, Friends, girls night, jugs, knockers, mean, RETALIATION, scenario, Tears

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	372677	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3988
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2168

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	866
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	6401	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5278
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	5579	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.