ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

32AA, Allowed, Angry, Bar crawl, Blame, Boobs, Bra, ChestyCraft, cleavage, COMEBACK, cry, drink, flat-chested, Friend, Friends, girls night, jugs, knockers, mean, RETALIATION, scenario, Tears

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	4558
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	274

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	3260
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
New Chunks Explored:	867065	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	5092
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8687	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	8555
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.