Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BerrySMP! Our community is super friendly and we all love to play on BerrySMP: a java + bedrock crossplay server that utilizes a custom resource pack, custom terrain generation, custom features, and is frequently updated with new content & new Minecraft releases!We strive to take suggestions from the community and make changes to benefit all of our players. If joining on bedrock/console/phone, use IP org.berrysmp.net and Port 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
New Chunks Explored:	723911	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4437	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	201	Void Armor Forged:	24
Emeralds Found:	7701	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magic Items Found:	1856	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2079
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Emeralds Found:	2440
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1783	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!