Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Farms Harvested:	104

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8322	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9144	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	6225
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8739	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1943	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	941	Ores Mined:	8470
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

PlayFusePlayFuse is a server focus on quality. We currently provide Three gamemodes, SkyBlock, our latest gamemode. SMP that we have had for over two years and the newly opened CreativeAll the gamemodes have been well thought out, are balanced and theres a ton of features to play with, such as custom crafting, special textures, new mobs, materials and more!We have a active & friendly community of players, great events, and amazing features, you wont be bored if you play on PlayFuse!IP: ms.PlayFuse.net Website: PlayFuse.org Discord: PlayFuse.org/discord Twitter: Twitter.com/DivineWoodsMC

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7796
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	783667	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	7920	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

—-> mc.mineverso.com <---- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <---- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	917345
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!