Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchantments Applied:	264	Crops Grown:	1460
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	987963
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Custom Shiny Starters | Keep Inventory | Tiered Gyms & Elite 4 | Battle Tower | PokéHunts | Pokédex Progress Rewards | MMO Skills | Pokémon Summoning Shards | Giant Safari Zone | Daycare Center | Daily Rewards | Player Teams | Land Claiming | GTS | Global Market | Chest Shops | Pokémon Auctions | Game Corner | Wondertrade | Level & EV Training Zones | Pokémon Disguises | Plushies | Aura Particle Effects | Weekly Events | Epic Tournaments | Frequent Updates | More!Server IP: mc.MirageCraft.net Website: https://miragecraft.net/ Discord: https://bit.ly/mcs-miragediscord CurseForge Modpack: https://bit.ly/mcs-mirageCFpack Technic Modpack: https://bit.ly/mcs-mirageTechnicpack Installation Guide: http://www.miragecraft.xyz/wiki/m/38451738/page/Installing_PixelmonLove Pokémon and Minecraft, why not play both at the same time? MirageCraft is a server running the Pixelmon mod, which recreates the classic Pokémon games in a Minecraft world. You can catch, train, battle, trade, and breed over 898 Pokémon, all while building and crafting items in the style that has made Minecraft the most popular game on the planet. Choose a starter and journey across a wide open map, crafting poké balls to catch more for your team. Settle down and build the most impressive house you can imagine while training your Pokémon to take on gyms or other players! MirageCraft strives to create the experience of living in a Pokémon world.Established in 2013, MirageCraft is one of the best and well-known communities and Pixelmon servers out there! Enjoy frequent feature updates and planned events while you set on your Pokémon journey, aided by friendly staff and a player base that has become like a family. We offer free ranks earned through gameplay and encourage players to team up with others to become stronger! We’d love to have you join us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	4110
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ores Mined:	2937	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Potions Brewed:	119	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Animals Bred:	137	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	134
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Enchantments Applied:	171	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”