Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CrafterMaster

Survival

CrafterMaster is a family friendly server with lots of cool features. We have custom plugins and edits of normal plugins. We are inpired by playing survival, Its not grief and no hacking! If you do try to hack all i have to say is good luck! We have a rank system so you can get ranks without paying, and once a month we have a team uhc. This is only avalable for members +. We are looking for staff and builders. Hope you join!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WindmillGaming

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Our goal is to provide an excellent server experience for all our players, friends, and visitors as you the community are very important to us. With well-trained, respectful, and dedicated staff team, we do our best to deliver support to any player in need of staff assistance and enjoy playing alongside our amazing community.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crops Grown:	5088	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CroX-Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games

Play on one of the best Balkan servers! IP: CroX-Network.info CroX-Network offers you: -> SkyBlock -> SkyPvP -> OpFactions -> Creative -> SkyWars -> RolePlay -> Factions -> SURVIVALGAMES https://www.facebook.com/pages/CroX-Network/356819491162937…

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AnimeHeaven

PvE, PvP, Survival

Modded Anime Survival Server 1.7.10

for MOD DOWNLOADS https://www.dropbox.com/s/cijhfakarr77x2f/AnimeHeaven%20MODS.rar?dl=0

-Lots of Anime Weapons -multi-dimensions like twilight forest and aether -Infernal mobs to make more challenging fights -More enchantments -Magics like witchery and Thaumcraft -Craftable Custom consumable bullet shots -247 uptime

contact thebunny442 on skype if you want help with mods

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MinePlaceNetworks

Factions

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

willycraft

Mini Games

willycraft has pvp,parkour,and king of the hill and comeing soon is CTF,spleef,team death match, so come to our server and coloer your name tag

P.S.do not ask to be a staff meber

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Atlantica – Custom Modpack

FTB, PvE, Survival

Atlantica (Custom Modpack) – Modded.MC.Atlantica.US:25765 Open to everyone, no world resets, few banned items, GriefPrevention plugin. Simple rules: No griefing, No item duplication, and No PVP unless agreed to prior.

Install instructions are here: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/Atlantica/help

Currently running my own modpack with the following mods: BattleGear, Applied Energistics 2, BigReactors, BiomesOPlenty, Carpenter’s Blocks, Chisel2, DenseOres, Enchanting Plus, EnderIO, EnderStorage, EnderTech, ExtraUtilities, IronChest, JABBA, MineFactoryReloaded, NEI, NetherOres, OpenBlocks, OptiFine, Practicalities, RandomThings, RedstoneArsenal, RotateableBlocks, SolarExpansion, SolarFlux, SpecialMobs, Thaumcraft, ThaumicEnergistics, ThaumicExpansion, ThaumicExploration, ThaumicTinkerer, ThermalDynamics, ThermalExpansion, ThermalFoundation, Twilight Forest, Waila, WeaponMod, ZyinsHUD.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sorrow Server

Survival, Vanilla

This a completely vanilla server! and because of that it is white-listed. If you wish to join the server please be aware most the member are older and anyone wishing to join should behave in an adult manner.

If you are looking for a server where you can use the /spawn or set home commands or the ability to teleport to others or such then look somewhere else!

However if you enjoy straight up vanilla survival you are heading in the right direction. This started off as a family server. I opened the server few friends who were left without a server when the Blamethecontroller fan server was changed into a subscriber only server. But it is time to open the door a few new people and to let some new blood on.

Further in formation including the server rules can be found at my website.

If you wish to join the server please head to my website and tell me why you’d like to join via the forum there.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	294

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BananasCraft

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Banana’sCraft is mainly known for its magnificent community, its endless hours of gameplay and the different worlds and modes make this an incredibly addictive server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Alexcraft network 2.0

Creative, Factions, KitPvP

We, are a small (wat) server network with ALOT of servers.

We have:

-Factions

-Kitpvp

-Creative AND MORE TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Potions Brewed:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Klipers Gaming Survival Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

IP is play.klipersgaming.com Enjin page is klipersgaming.enjin.com We have: MCMMO, auctions, jobs, grief prevention and a creative world We are a friendly community, with helpful staff and players. You can buy a house in Seascape (spawn), buy a plot, or warp into the wild and build the house of your dreams. We have player shops in BoomTown so players can set up a shop and sell items. Be the top weekly or monthly voter and win rewards. Find us on Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/Discord at Kliper’s Gaming

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Seetiecraft

Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival Games, Vanilla

Glad you found your way to our server. A small server for everyone.

After a lot of debate, we came to the decision to bring our old server back into being, which at the time was at maximum capacity with 20 users.

We still had to make a few small changes.

The server is currently installed using Spigot and consists of several worlds. A total of 10 GB of RAM is available for lag-free gaming, which is more than enough. If necessary, we can still upgrade to 32 GB

To help you build without the influence of creppers and co., we have created a property world for you in which, provided your house does not violate the rules, you can build on your property without limits.

We have already prepared something for events too!

Your owner

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rivendor

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Rivendor! We’re on 1.9! We’re glad you’ve taken interest to us! We’re a small server, but we’re always inviting new players to join us! Now, a little bit about us. We’re a survival server! Some plugins of interest: ChestShop, mcMMO, Economy, CratesPlus, and Infernal Mobs!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lords of Vale

Economy, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

A rpg server Were anything may happen become a strong and respected lord or become the lands or become the lands most feared Bandit lord or just become a legondary questor the choice is yours

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mystic Survival

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A semi-vanilla Survival server. We offer a non-griefing server with the survival feel. We do not allow the killing of others, without their permission and the return of items. We do however have a PvP arena that items will not be lost in and is a free for all. In this arena we have also included a parkour area. Our mob griefing is turned off so you will not have to worry about your builds being destroyed. We give our players three sethomes. You have the ability to modify your chests, furnaces, and doors so that your friends can access them as well. If you are looking for a semi-vanilla survival server come join us and join in on our adventure!!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!