Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ArmedMC-Op prison

Prison

This is a new prison server made by JeffPlayzMC OP prisons also so come on and play!The server will soon have votifier if you donate for a rank you will automaticly be boosted up to the next rank for peoples enjoyment.Daily Drop Partys and the Co-Owners will sometimes hid some chests possibly with some OP items maybe donater ranks 😉

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Candlestick Clan Server

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Small close friend server that is starting out with our first custom modpack. Admins are friendly and helpful with most issues when notified taken care of quickly. We have a website for our server and forums to post whatever you like :D. This is a multigaming clan server so expect some chat to not make sense. To play on this server, use the Technic client and search for the modpack Candlestick!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Towns Built:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Shambala

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

This is the Minecraft server “Shambala”. Designed for adult players who love and know how to build.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LimitedGaming-LTD-Craft

Factions

LTD-Craft 24/7 Cracked 1.8 Server NO Lag PVP Friendly Staff Always Open Spigot If You do need help there will be staff on all the time Your wish is our command 🙂 We hope to see you here soon;)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FinalGame-Hosting.com

Survival

To a world full of surprises. A PVP survival server, where there are no limits on what you can do. Feeling bold and wanna live in the wilderness? Go ahead and create your own personal band of raiders! Rather build something huge with unlimited items? You can do all that here. We’re one of the unique servers, we believe in providing the best possible experience for all kinds of players! Feel Free to join.

Minecraft server: Ip: FinalGame-Hosting.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GalaticWar

Tekkit

Our server has all the plugins you will need to complete your faction tekkit server dream. No Lag and nice staff. we will always help you. Great Spawn map and Portals to so you dont have to walk so long 😉 i hope to see you in my server i need alot of support so please help. hurry up before the nice landscape gets taken!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PureCraftMC

Anarchy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to PureCraftMC! Server IP: play.purecraftmc.com

Tired of the same old prison servers? Tired of having nothing else to do but mine and sell? Then get ready to be fully entertained at PureCraft!

PureCraft compiles all the best features the Prison game type has to offer with our own twist on the rank-up system. We separate ourselves with multiple fun plug-ins such as A-Z, Prestiges, Casino, Custom Enchants, Mine bombs, Mine Crates, Key Crates, Plot Squared, Auctions, Trade System, PVP, and much more!

Everyone has an equal playing opportunity, whether or not you are a donator or not, all kits and economy are balanced!

If you are looking for a new type of Prison and looking to join an amazing community, then PureCraft is the server for you!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kryptech Prison

Economy, Factions, Prison, Survival, Survival Games

In our server we provide an awesome staff team and group of players! What do we have? Well we have Factions, parkour which you can use to gain money for factions, and also KitPvp with pots! We love to have fun by playing with the new members and are ready to help at all costs! Thanks, Team of Kryptechprison

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Aurinkomaa

Roleplay

Aurinkomaa Survival RPG server

Website: http://www.maailmanloppu.fi Forum: http://foorumit.maailmanloppu.fi Server: suiringomaa.maailmanloppu.fi

Aurinkomaa is back better than ever.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TimeSpaceCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is a 1.8 Semi Vanilla Server with economy,GriefPrevention Plugins and More….Do come right now.We also got Donor ranks and Starter Package…More will come soon as well…Do Not Lose your time and come NOW…

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelCub Network

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server No Premium Hosted No Hamachi 24/7 No Spanish Speaking Lag. Exclusive paid plugins to guarantee security and fun. Network With Minigames and Classics Servers. Survival, Skywars, Factions, Skyblock, KitPVP and More… 100% optimized. Our IP: MC.PIXELCUB.NET Our Website: www.pixelcub.net Our TeamSpeak3: ts3.pixelcub.net Our Twitter: @PixelcubMC Our Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/juegaahoramc/ Join our network

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DoggyCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

A relaxed server with lots of friendly players 🙂

Build, do some pvp and sell your items in the shops and generally just have some fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TeegeeCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

TeegeeCraft – Legendary Survival Fun * Girl Owned * * 18+ Only * * Custom Enchants * * Mob Arena * * Keep Inventory * * mcMMO with Fun Tweaks * * Crazy-Fun Fishing System and Rewards * * Player Shops * * Free Daily Scratch Cards* * Drop Parties! Ore Parties! Treasure Hunts! * * and more! *

discord.teegeecraft.net play.teegeecraft.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Artemis Realms

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

SPECIAL OFFER! FREE SKYWARS BOMBERMAN KIT TO ALL NEW PLAYERS UNTIL MONDAY!!! Just create a help ticket (/ticket create) and ask for your kit, and we’ll add it for you.

A new, friendly server. Right now we have our own custom SkyWars, Creative Plots, Factions, and we’re just setting up CTF (War). We plan to have Hunger Games too.

Check out our unique features in SkyWars!!

Please come visit us; we’re looking for builders to add content as we grow. We’re especially interesting in hearing from map builders for Skywars & CTF.

Sidenote: the “application process” for mod on this server is to come back often, vote regularly and play decently with others. We will look for the best, most helpful players and promote them at our discretion.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Crops Grown:	6902
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AzelcraftMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

AZELCRAFTMC is a small Dedicated Towny cracked 1.12.2 server with customised rpg style mcMMO professions, talkative NPCs with background stories, a diverse and balanced economy that rewards all kinds of gameplay and many carefully selected, customised and tested plugins for things like game changing powerful customised mob bosses with special loot to redstone based elevators in buildings to horseback combat, bleeding mobs, heavy armour to player heads and even many realistic lore friendly crafting recipes for things like chainmail armour, horse armour, saddles, nametags, music discs and many many more! AzelcraftMC players are friendly and welcome all new players into the server community. We invite you to be a part of our journey. If this interests you, then join our community in The Land Of AZELCRAFTMC! You will be surprised!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!