Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	4988
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Builder Oasis

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival

How it works: once you join you are a recruit. You read through the rules and answer a few questions (already in creative)

After the questions are done you become Builder and are teleported to the main world. In the main world there is no limit & no plots. You can build whatever wherever as much as you like (as long as it follows the rules)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Scarcity Free

Roleplay, Survival

* 0% Scarcity * No ill1337s * No Donors, everyone is special. * Professionally hosted server, by professionals with years of MC experience. * Grief is not appreciated, and unnecessary here.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeCrafters

Pixelmon, Survival

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineSystem

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MineSystem! MineSystem is a Classic Prison Server (non-op) but has much more to offer! With so many different ways to claim money such as parkour to your own private business, there is no chance of you becoming bored on this server! You can rank all the way from A – Z and even gain a Freedom World after that! You can then continue to rankup to the Prestige levels and continue to make money, even after you thought it was all over!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Meriland

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy one of the oldest Minecraft Survival communities. Minecraft experts since 2011. Are you looking for a survival experience away from minigames? This is your server, aimed at improving the more traditional Minecraft gaming experience with some additions and an active Staff to encourage the community. Visit our website for more information.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pvp Crafter

KitPvP

WELCOME Warrior, a great adventure awaits you on our server pvpcrafter.csrv.pl!

Ready for Epic Fights? Ready for great emotions? Ready for exciting 1vs1 and guild fights? NOW GO TO PVPCRAFTER.CSRV.PL and feel the power of excitement!!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

IronFrost SMP

Aureliumskills, Dungeons, Economy, Leveledmobs, PvE, Survival

Welcome to IronFrost SMP!

We pride ourselves in providing a warm and welcoming community while also giving players a platform to express themselves and have fun! Our server includes an economy, ranks, dungeons (coming soon) and more!

Feel free to join our discord or the server today if you have questions!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dailysurvival

Economy, Survival

Server with: Survival Website: www.dailysurvival.be Server-ip: play.dailysurvival.be Video created by : Rambini

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	236
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cheers Casual Gaming

Vanilla

Brand new vanilla server started 3-24-15. Pro server admin looking for staff to help grow, but please don’t join the server and start asking to be oped. Adult owned, operated, and staffed. No zones, rules, or BS, just pure vanilla Minecraft, and will stay that way.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EarthRealm Public

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

EarthRealm is home to an established community of passionate creative mega builders which has existed for over four years. Our main public server offers a mix of survival and creative game modes in which players have access to an extensive levelling system, economy, aesthetics and more. We regularly update our servers with new custom content and have a community of active broadcasters and youtubers on our team. We have a total of 6 servers in our network which we will be reopening over the next few months with a variety of gamemodes. You can find more details about us at www.earthrealm.co.uk

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Valhalla SMP

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

+Looking for serious people(s) to begin building the first cities. Trust me, you’ll be glad you’re one of the first on this Brand New Semi-Vanilla Survival Server!+

Valhalla is a nearly Vanilla SMP Role-Playing server. You join and choose a faction if you please. You can either build alone or within a city capital. We utilize many plugins that make this server great for anyone who just wants to build a nation, and build their wealth! We offer land protection and various other additions that will make your time in Valhalla fun and exciting. How high can you climb the ranks? MCValhalla.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

mcfallout.net

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Server rules: 1. Do not defraud or steal property in other people’s territory 2. Don’t harass other players

That’s it, no other rules. Enjoy Minecraft, factories, farms, redstone, water flow, and try to use your creativity.

Adopting “automated program management”, there is “no administrator” except the server owner. Any questions can be asked in a friendly manner.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Diamond Shaft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are Diamond Shaft, a medium size community that are constantly adding new servers. Our main server is a Economy, RPG, Survival Server, we also have a Factions server which has mcMMO, Economy, HeadDrops, ObsidianBreaker and more! We are looking for members who want to have a unique community experience that you cannot find on any other server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GeneralMC

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

In our Server we support Three things, 1: Equality for all people, which means our staff will play the same as you and not cheat.2: Fun for all! We make a wide set of minigames, pvp arenas. 3.no grief server and pvp is disabled also we are making minigames. So if these sound like you Then come join our server and we will be glad to have you! We are a young community that is always changing and willing to adapt to players needs not the owners.We have Ranks that are earned and no pay2win perks to make the server fair for everyone

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MitzCraft

Factions, PvP

Come play on MitzCraft!

We are a Faction/PVP server that will also be adding Hunger Games, Kit PVP, SkyBlock, and more!

Come enjoy playing with us. We are not an amateur server and you are sure to enjoy playing on such an awesome server.

Bring your friends!

!!We are looking for BUILDERS!!

We have a few staff positions available if your prove yourself!

SO COME JOIN US !!!!! IP: 198.23.203.93

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.