Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SpaceBugSMP

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

***NEW MAP*** We’ve just reset our main map, so join now while everything is brand new and fresh!

Spacebug SMP is a survival multiplayer server where you can enjoy a ‘close-to-vanilla’ experience while being able to protect your creations, play mini-games, participate in the server economy, collaborate with others, and more!

When you first log-on you will spawn in the overword with some basic starter gear and temporary newbie protection from PVP. From the main spawn area you can access the random teleport to somewhere in the overworld, use warps to get to towns, and buy items from the server.

We’ve also opened a SkyBlock world to play on. While our primary focus is still Survival, if you get bored with that you can now easily switch to a SkyBlock server to keep your minecraft play exciting!

We have an active group of dedicated players from a wide-rage of different ages and nations. We pride ourselves on maintaining a family-friendly environment and do expect that new players enrich this aspect of our online community. If this sounds like the server for you, we look forward to seeing you.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JynxCraft (Pixelmon)

Pixelmon

We are a small community and always welcoming players we are planning a lot of cool features in the future and have a lot of cool features now, we are always open to suggestions on how to make the server better and they are always taken into consideration no matter what it is! We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BigBlocks

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival

BigBlocks is about surviving in a hostile environment. This is what Minecraft really used to be.

BigBlocks is currently looking for new players and staff! If you’re interested in staff, please make sure that you fulfill all of the requirements.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	3005
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	8724

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Swift Craft

PvE, Survival

– Custom Ranks – Crate System – PvE – Protect your land, anti-grief – Custom Enchants (soon) – Active staff (always looking for someone to help us!)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

iCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

iCraft is a network that consists of multiple classic and unique gamemodes like Skyblock and Pokecraft GO. All of these gamemodes have custom features that you won’t be able to find on any other generic gamemode server.

Our gamemodes: • Skyblock • Prison What are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Towns Built:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BallistaCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison

Welcome everyone!

To BallistaCraft’s Prison server information! Here on BallistaCraft we aim to provide the best experience for everyone! We love to help out and give people advice and to get them to enjoy the server if they haven’t already! If you ever need help just say and we will always be there, we also have a lot of active staff members so any issue can be resolved easily! We love to make our community the best we can and give people the best experience they could possibly get!

Welcome to our server and we hope you enjoy!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Vanilla Legacy

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Vanilla

Vanilla Legacy is currently a 1.9 Kit PvP server. Here you can prepare and train for the new combat changes in the new update! Kits are often balanced to make sure everyone has a fair chance to win.

Basic Tips: Dont spam click, try to use a shield, and dont fall in lava.

Basic Rules: Dont spam or advertise, dont hack, and try not to be rude.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cavecraft Dansk DK

Creative, Factions, KitPvP

a simple faction server that just works with good support and staff at severn you can experience, among other things, creative kitpvp and faction the server doesn’t have the prettiest spawn, so we sleep someone who can help build. come in and experience a good simple server with good community.staff. and now remember to have fun you can check out our website here http://cavecraftstoredk.buycraft.net/ here you can buy everything from tnt to unban

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Redemption

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Redemption is a Survival mode based server that makes playing minecraft a lot more fun and runs random events throughout the day! We also feature a plot claiming Creative World for our more creative and talented builders on the server. So if Survival, being creative, competitive, and enjoy being apart of a healthy community where exploits are not permitted, then this is the place for you!

Server main features: Survival Claiming MCMMO Player Ran Economy PVP Silk Touch Spawners Server Vote Rewards No pay to win Games Jobs Active and Friendly Staff Custom Plugins

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Plexiate.com

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

http://plexiate.com (Use our forums :D)

Our community is welcoming and ready for new players at all times, so if you’re looking for a server where you can control the server then join now! Plexiate.com has been going since 4/12/2015 so don’t expect us to go down anytime soon 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mcsurvi

Anarchy, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

The server is very nice, we invite you and welcome. There are many games, e.g.: KITPVP, CREATIF, PARKOUR. MINI GAES ghjklkjhgghjkjdhgjsdbviuffghdvbhgejwghhsvywgvjhdvyuwgvjdbvjdsguyjvbdjhgdsjfgsdjhggdhgjhdsbhdjsghsdgjdgvhdgjhsdvjhsdgvshjdvsjshgcjhsdvhdgdsg

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GoldenGaming Minigames/PvP/Pve/Survival

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

is very interesting server.. with many plugins 24/7 it has many musics pets and more.. is very interesting it have /trails to choose effects 🙂 is very interesting server.. with many plugins 24/7 it has many musics pets and more.. is very interesting it have /trails to choose effects 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Solar Gaming Factions

Economy, Factions

Solar Gaming Is A Minecraft Factions Server Just Starting Out With One Goal. To Make A High Quality Community For All Players!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Codex

Mini Games, PvP

We are a small, new network that offers a wide variety of games for all types of players. Our hope is to grow and expand the network to further improve it’s game library and community. We are working every day to make sure our network is one of the best.

Join now to play: + Survival Games w/ Mutations + Color Runner + Surprise Eggs (Micro Battles w/ a Twist) + Free Runners (Parkour, first to end wins) + Battle Grounds (Build UHC kit, player w/ most kills wins)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Upsylon

MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft Survival Server! Still in development maar you’re able to join! If you’re looking for a quiet and friendly community then this is the server to join!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.