Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

McGamerZone

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival Games

McGamerzone is a 24/7 online minecraft community ran with love by D0ublek1ll and xiTzJardix. We love to build, create and share in minecraft. Thats why we found McGamerZone.

Our servers are running on High-End hardware to ensure you get the best quality and connection possible, because of that we are able to handle more than 3000 players at once. We are running some of our own minigames, like The Bridge, Survival Games, PartyGames, SkyWars and much more (to come)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Claytonia Semi-Vanilla

MCMMO, Survival

A small friendly community of Minecraft players come together to enjoy some survival Minecraft.

New content is being added such as raid bosses and dungeons.

We are currently running Minecraft 1.9 with McMMO!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Official PrisonTech Prison Server

Hardcore, Prison, PvE, PvP

Currently back into development work, but are working to rerelease ASAP!

The legendary PrisonTech! Made famous by TechGe3ks LLC. Is now officially owned and operated by Nexolite. This server has been around for 11 years now. PrisonTech brought Minecraft Prison Servers to the spotlight with its unique look and professional feel. But they can never reach the level the official PrisonTech server is on. The server has been completely redesigned from the ground up and aims to take the Prison gamemode somewhere it has never been. The old server had youtubers such as SSundee, Deadlox, FireRockerStudios, NoahCraftFTW, TheCampingRusher and LogDOTZip all play! The server is currently in the grounds of reworking more features to add more unique ways to rank up. PrisonTech has always been the pinnacle of what a Prison Server should be, look like and feel like and we aim to take the crown back as the top prison server. We ask that you give us a try and leave your feedback within our discord so we can continue growing this forgotten classic game mode.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

whengamersfail

Creative

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BattleMade

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Compete for the 2000 Factions Top reward. Build, create and destroy the apposing competition with the most optimal and CUSTOM gameplay experience.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/ZsSyZqY STORE: http://store.battlemade.com FORUMS: http://www.battlemade.com

Recommended version: 1.8.8 Supported versions: 1.7.10 – Latest

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

xFunserver

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

Welcome to xFun, Sweden’s best and most lawless prison server! With our active and talented staff, you don’t have to do anything else but play! We keep an eye on your security, which leads to a safe feeling inside the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RevolutionCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to RevolutionCraft!

What sets us apart? A community that is important to us and whose questions we take time to answer. Everyone is treated equally regardless of whether they are a team member, VIP or player! True to the motto, together we can achieve something. A little revolution every day. The community awaits you!

Best regards The server team

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	4291
Star Shards Collected:	57	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WitherRealm

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Server Currently In Beta / We Have Kitpvp at the moment and soon will be adding more gamemodes/mingames/Were currently looking for staff members Join the server and apply Now!! In Need Of Builders/Admins/Mods/Helpers/Dev’s JOIN NOW IP: 88.150.171.81

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

cmcraft

Economy, Survival

Want to have a paid rank on the server, but have no money to pay for one?

Well now, We have resolved that issue for you!!! On CMCRAFT players will have a chance to get extra perks and special kits using in-game money!!

Skin contests – Can you design a better skin than everyone else? Building Competitions – Compete in a build-battle against CMCraft’s best builders! Referral Perks – Get a member to vouch for you and get a special 1-use kit! Pixel Art Competitions – Can you defeat the masters of pixel art? Maze Races – These are no ordinary labyrinths! PvP Competitions – Can you crush them all? Redstone Coding Fests – So much more!!!!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NLGameserver

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Parkour, Prison

nocturnal monsters, but as the game grew players worked together to create wonderful, imaginative things. It can also be about adventuring with friends or watching the sun rise over a blocky ocean. It’s pretty. Brave players battle terrible things in The Nether, which is more scary than pretty. You can also visit a land of mushrooms if it sounds more like your cup of tea. You can buy Minecraft for PC/Mac here, Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition and Minecraft: Xbox One Edition on the XBLA Marketplace, and Minecraft: Windows 10 Edition Beta on the Microsoft Store, and Minecraft: Playstation 3 Edition, Minecraft: Playstation 4 Edition, and Minecraft: Playstation Vita Edition on the Playstation Network. Minecraft: Pocket Edition is available for iOS, Android, Windows Phone, and Amazon Kindle Fire. So far 22,793,440 people bought the PC/Mac version of the game. Phew.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Destruction and Despair

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Tekkit

Are you looking for a fun pvp factions server with guns, machines, and a futuristic theme? Well if you are, you’re in luck! If you arent, then you should still take a look at our pack! Our discord channel is: https://discord.gg/0oYz6fyYXsUOFGa0 and you can download our custom modpack here: http://technicpack.net/modpack/raiding-and-glee.804495. When you log into our server, you will spawn in a giant dome, and will be guided to the randomtpsigns in which you can go far from spawn. You will be provided with a helicopter, some food, a gun, and a few tools, but after that, you’re on your own. Lifes tough, you can get raided, you can get killed, you can get scammed, robbed and all of the above.

More information:

We have thermal expansions, mekanism, big reactors, flans, aquaculture and around 50 mods total.

The modpack is 1.7.10, and the server will automatically be in the list when you download it.

The server has many plugins, such as factions, customenchantments, permissions ex, and including some custom plugins (we have more but these are some of the main ones)

The server has 60 Slots, is professionally hosted by Bisecthosting.com and is online 24/7.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DankCraft

Factions, Raiding, Roleplay

This is the new drug nation, tried to get it back to the original one as possible. I need 100 characters so WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6674

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Zuligen

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Looking for a fun server with awesome plugins? Crave a friendly and light hearted environment? Look no further, than Zuligen. We have an extremely experienced staff team and many awesome plugins to make your gaming experience full of fun!!

So we have plenty of ways to rank up and many useful perks ^-^ We are also a grief free server and take the safety of your builds as our highest priority.

Feel free to visit our site for more information on the server!! http://play.zuligen.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Doggishsurvival

Creative, KitPvP

Come join for some mini games such as Spleef, 1V1, Tnt run We really need more staff!! we have many things in our server plz don’t grief… plz subcribe to AirGames 34 and Doggishtuinc on youtube!!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Wrath Of The Chickens

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Wrath Of The Chickens (WOTC) is a ‘Gray-List’ Vanilla SMP server. We have been online since Minecraft Beta 1.2, which means, we have been around for quite a number of years now, offering some great and reliable uptime. The physical location for our server is in North America. We have a small and friendly community and offer Forums as well as Voice Chat for our players.

WOTC also features some Adventure Mode elements giving our map some unique areas to explore. A Mob Arena and PvP Arena are availabe, too. During Holiday seasons, we run special limited time Event Maps. The world we play on is Level 3 Difficulty. Feel free to come check us out @ http://www.mcwotc.net and play today, or ask any questions you have.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!