Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MountainCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

IP Address: 167.114.159.141:25611 Wesbite: http://mtnminecraft.enjin.com/ Discord: discord.gg/DjMXEKW Minecraft Version: Spigot 1.12.2 Gameplay: Semi-Vanilla, Normal Survival, PVP, Economy, Spawners

Why Choose Us? We are committed to running a professional server where all players are respected, and where everyone can have fun. Our staff is committed to doing everything we can to make our community grow and be happy. We will always go out of our way to act on feedback from our players.

Description: No Whitelist, all are welcome! We are a fairly young server with a core group of dedicated players, and lots of awesome additions and plugins. Griefing is not allowed in any way, but stealing from unlocked/unprotected chests is allowed. Gameplay is Semi-Vanilla, but we also have silk-able Spawners, Towny, Economy, mcMMO, Community, a Server Shop, Disguises, Chestshops, a Resource World, and more! There are great rewards for voting, including Crate-Keys, Playtime, Ranks, mcMMO Credits, and more! Please check out our website for lots more information, including awesome rank benefits!

Our server is professionally hosted and we do our best to keep everything running smoothly.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SwatsCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Servidor Factions IP: play.swatscraft.es http://swatscraft.es https://twitter.com/SwatsCraft https://www.facebook.com/SwatsCraftserver Server in beta version

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7926	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LegendaryMC

Hardcore, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Animals Bred:	177	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RiipPvp

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

We are a small factions community looking to grow big. Come check us out. We have player vaults and more awesome stuff for players!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

cjServers Prison Server

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP

Our Prison Server offers a fantastic Minecraft 1.8-1.12 prison atmosphere with lots of great plugins. Mob arena, cells, stores, pvp and no pvp zones, spleef events, escapes, and more!!

We have a great ranking system with more unlockables as you climb in the ranks. When you join the prison you will start as a Newbie. After reading the rules you can rank up to a D-Prisoner for Free!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	278	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CityLyfe

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to CityLyfe citizen!

CityLyfe is a new modern economic city server that is evenly fun and realistic. We wanted to create an experience for players to be in a environment where it’s similar to real life. As a player of CityLyfe you can buy guns, houses/mansions, rent apartments and even start your own business.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MegaBuild

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

MegaBuild Is a kitpvp server , Were adding more Minigames soon! WE ARE CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR STAFF MEMBERS SUCH As Helpers , Moderators ,, Builders , And Admins , Come Join Now And have Some Fun , If you apply for staff good luck on getting ACCEPTED , Love you all <3 -BatMan OH And also we have /warps Look at the list Enjoy , We have a parkour Set too its currently being worked on , See you there!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Vaelox

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to Vaelox and thank you for taking the time to check out our exciting new Minecraft server! Vaelox is managed by two experienced developers who are committed to providing a fun and dynamic experience. We are a PvP-focused Factions server with a ton of thrilling and unique features, some of which are detailed below.

Plugins and features include: – King of the Hill – Supply Drops – mcMMO (non-combat only) – Factions – Loot Crates – Auctions – Mob Arena – 1v1 dueling – Mining drills and excavator pickaxes – Vote rewards

Connect now with play.vaelox.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pr0Craft – Muchcraft V

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Hello Pr0s and If you have been on the earlier Muchcraft servers you will love this one! MUCHCRAFT HAS been brought back completely and we are currently making minigames right now we have factions survival which will be fun to play with and this is hosted with minespan BETTER then MCprohosting which deleted my old server and I got kinda mad and sad but now we have Pr0Craft THE NEW MUCHCRAFT V Also My username is Pr0julian now not Muchacho666!

We also need staff!

YOU MUST USE THE PORT WITH THE SERVER ALSO IF THE SERVER GOES DOWN IT MAY BE DOWN FOR A WHILE BECAUSE OF A DDOS OR A PROBLEM BUT IF THE SERVER IS DOWN FOR MORE THEN A MONTH MEANS IT WILL BE DELETED FOREVER.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Primecraft Island Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

100 Fully Functioning Plugins – over 100 Plugins. Our entire world is custom generated with lots of amazing places to explore. If you’re into a quality Minecraft experience with none of the annoyances Log in and have the time of your life. Make sure to get your equipment at spawn before heading out to sea.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DoomPvP

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Hello This is my survival server with great staff I will be setting up buycraft and kitpvp as well this server is 24/7 this server needs players it has 2staff spots open and I will try make this server as fun and amazing as possible 😀 So please join we do not have abusive staff! 😀 -Az

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AverageCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AverageCraft is one of my first servers ever!

Friendly community run by mature owners

We have Mini-Games! Great plugins! come check it out

Lizzy Survival is not the name of the server yet we are still thinking about a server name!

Please come by and tell us what you think and I hope you in joy yourself!

Check out our website!

http://averagecraftnetwork.enjin.com/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MatrixAids

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mc.Freakz.Ro

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

MC.FREAKZ.RO – Freakz Minecraft DNS/IP: mc.freakz.ro / 193.84.64.30:25565

> > > Join us now! < < > Awesome HUB; Gadgets; Paintball; Sumo; KitPVP; Extreme Parkour; Creative plots; Survival plots; Economy; Shops; Player Shops; Stats; PVP; Events; Protections; Jobs; Friendly Staff; Awesome Community; Much more!

What we do recommends us!

FORUM: WWW.MC.FREAKZ.RO Facebook: www.facebook.com/FreakzMC

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CSWPC

Factions, PvP

A unique factions server based on the players! We only make and add what players want. Come and join! We will be giving away free stuff all of the time! Come and join 😀 Start you faction experience today.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	4697
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.