Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Epic Legends Faction/ RevivedMc

Factions, PvP

Join Epic Legends!

We are a awesome community of caring people. I also own Epic Legends Factions! Website: EpicLegends.ml TS: TS.EpicLegends.ml Survival: Survival.EpicLegends.ml

Enjoy!

Giveaway When We Reach 20 Players Online! We Will Give Away Two Legend Ranks!

This giveaway is for only the online players, so join now! THE OWNER IS NOT KIRITO40312, IT IS IEPICDESTROYER

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Orepros Network

Creative, Factions, Prison

Welcome to join Orepros network:D We got Good stuff U get easily friends, And We got Facs, prison and creative.:D

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mines Excavated:	3115	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TheGoldyIron

Prison, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to TheGoldyIron! Do you want to build a large city? Trade with other cities and towns? Join our Towny server from our hub! If that doesn’t sound appealing to you, you must be a warrior or emperor that seeks action, our Towny server has PVP! Thanks to our wonderful server admins you can choose from any of these roles!

Even if that doesn’t interest you we have a Creative Server where you and your friends can relax, fly around and build whatever you want! We even have a Prison Server under construction RIGHT NOW! Here at TheGoldyIron we do not discriminate, we wish to create a safe, fun and interesting community for everyone! No matter your sexuality, gender, or nationality. We, TheGoldyIron staff are always there to support our members, and if we aren’t around we have awesome systems to help you out! Want more information, see features and updates? Join us on our website http://www.thegoldyiron.se/ to find out more about our servers!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	199	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dark Factions

Factions

Dark factions is a factions server that is soon becoming a network with lots of minigames, arcade games, and gamemodes that everyone will have lots of fun on.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Skat3rCraft

Mini Games

a fun server with kind staff. still in the process of making. we have multiple minigames that everyone will enjoy. apply for staff and maybe you may just get the rank. The staff is kind and friendly and will help you with whatever you need. we are 1.9.2 server. have fun playing our minigames and always follows the rules. we do instant banning for people who don’t follow the rules

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Planet Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Planet Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	5141	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CascadeMC Network

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are a gaming server devoted to giving you high quality and unique Minecraft experiences that youve never seen before.

We promise to keep purchase costs affordable, staff presence high, and to continue to provide a magnificent gaming experience.

Here at CascadeMC, we have combined state of the art technology, an exceptional team of developers and team members, and innovative community leaders to continue to carry out our vision of what an excellent game server should be and how epic it should feel.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Potions Brewed:	52	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KLG CRAFT

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

1.8 – 1.10 Network!

» Survival » Skyblock » TeamSkywars » PracticePvP » SurvivalGames » Skywars » Creative » Egg wars » Build battle » Factions » Block Wars » Mistery Boxes » Vips

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Justice Craft

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Justice Craft is a Role-play Superhero Server existing in the DC universe.

Players can submit an application on our website to become the hero/villian that they desire!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cactus Survival

Survival

Welcome to Cactus Survival. We are a very small server looking to find more players to enjoy our server. Also we currently need some experienced staff members to help us out just ask a staff member to apply. We hope you enjoy!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Joel Stahl

Factions, KitPvP

VeroxusPvP is a unique Factions PvP server offering an amazing PvP experience. Our server is unlike most faction servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

– Custom Biomes – Voting for all four links grants you VeroxusWeapons when using /vw request – Faction Wars Every Friday at 3:00 PM PST – Members have 2 sethomes, and affordable donation ranks. – Use /vrush in the first 10 minutes of joining – Last Man Standing – Duels – Crates – No PvP lag / Great Hit Detection

Our knowledgeable team of staff are there to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, Factions PvP experience!

Server IP: pvp.veroxus.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MyCompanyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

MyCompanyCraft! On our server you can enjoy a world class Economy Survival. Battle to be the richest of them but also fight to claim what’s yours!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Limitless Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a fun factions server where people can battle it out to survive! Try to build your faction, make new friends and explore the world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4969	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BandaliBoss Server Prision

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

Unite a BandaliCraft! The best Spanish-speaking PvP/PvE server -Hardcore Factions -Practice PvP -Factions -Survival -Prison -KitPvP -Skyblock

What are you waiting for? We will wait for you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VemiCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock

It’s took a long time to do this but VEMICRAFT IS HERE GUYS, Come join and play with us. I’m currently on the KitPvP server this server is one of the best, with 3 game modes Creative, Kitpvp and Skyblock. You will start out at hub to see who’s on do /glist, and to connect to a server do /(Servername) so for example /server Skyblock if you want to connect to skyblock. We are currently using 1.9, Soon changing to 1.9 and 1.8 compatible, You guys know how the 1.9 PvP is really slow and hard to kill people, well it’s not like that on KitPvP we have the 1.8 pvp system thats right a 1.9 server with the 1.8 PvP system . These are the changed we as a server have made to our KitPvP server to make it better for the players.

Removed attack cooldowns Adds blocking Removes collision for players Any suggestions. Please put it on our forums our forums are awesome. We have alot of sections to put your stuff on we hope to see you on, You can also apply for staff on our forums all staff applications are not to be put on here. Please put them on the forums and also follow the format otherwise you will be denied. Thanks we are currently working on putting the 1.8 PvP to all the servers so not just KitPvP you will soon see it on all the servers 🙂

Server IP: play.vemicraft.com

Forums link: http://vemicraft.com/forum/index.php

Thanks By JamCores

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1284

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.