Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Eckocraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Eckocraft is an amazing survival server, with wonderful staff. Most players on the server play survival, but Eckocraft does offer creative plots, skygrid, and skyblock.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Star Wars The Force Wars

Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Have you ever wanted to live inside the Star Wars universe? Be a Bounty Hunter, Jedi, Sith or anything else you can think of? Well now you can! Our server is set 50 years after the events of Kotor 2. Revan has disappeared into deep space, and with his loss, the Galaxy has once again fallen into chaos.

Choose your path on the colonial world of Taris. Will you decide to aid the forces of light, or the hordes of darkness? Will you lead your people with courage and integrity through these dark times, or will your colony fall into disrepair?

Features:

*Lightsabers, blasters and other custom weapons. *Amazing custom texturepack. *Faction based gameplay. *Custom force powers. *More to come!

Join us now and begin your own story: IP: starwars.factions.wc Website: mc-starwars.enjin.com/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ScoutWired.org

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to scoutwired.org, we are a fun Minecraft server network specifally for Scouts all over the world! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We have a strong, dedicated, trained staff team who all Scout too! We are always looking to improve our server and welcome feedback from the people who matter, our players. So what are you waiting for? Jump on the server right now!! The Sever address is : minecraft.scoutwired.org

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mistiic Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

A Factions Server

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NineYards Flan Server

Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

This is the NineYards Flans server. Join us at http://nineyards.enjin.com/

We currently offer shops, factions modded experience, and a wonderful community. Events and minigames are plentiful.

With Duncs, Hardcore Flans, and other servers having gone down, we offer a replacement for the true and tried flans factions gameplay style.

Mod info: Flans mod 1.7.10, or hereamiflan modpack on technic.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TattoWorld

Mini Games

A minecraft server, for players that using a version 1.8 let’s go play now, have games Caça Obsidian, SkyWars, MegaSkyWars, Prison

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vox Populi Gold

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Server Hardware**: 16GB, SSD drive, 64bit Hexacore system.

**Plugins**: We have over 160 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner/Admins/Moderators**: Zombiemold, Latingoddess.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineSearchMC

Factions, Prison, Survival Games

FACTIONS PRISONS KITPVP HG

NEW AND CUSTOM PLUGINS

Helper Application Link: http://minesearchmc.enjin.com/application Forums: http://minesearchmc.enjin.com

NEW CUSTOM SHOP PLUGIN!

COME CHECK IT OUT!

INFO: I’m Tanner, MineSearch’s Network-Manager We love to have fun here on MineSearch and love meeting new people! If you guys have time, please feel free to stop by on the server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Fitcraft

Creative, Skyblock

We created an unique plugin that works with a mobile app currently on ios to reward people for working out.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fitcraft/id1059635773?mt=8

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Diamond Factions

Factions, PvP, Skywars

Hey everyone! Wanna come have some fun on a factions server? We have a wide range of things to do on line, starting with factions as our biggest hit! Our staff are amazing, and make sure that everyone is having a fun, safe and enjoyable time on line! As this is a new server, we are looking for amazing players, just like you! So, come join in on the fun!:D

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

UsM Server

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! Are you looking for a server with a great spawn, Nice people, mature staff, and more like that? If so, The UsM Server is the server for you! We never ban for no reason, and we respect everyone! We do not allow bullying or any rules to be broken. We make sure everyone enjoys their time. We will always answer all your questions, and we have staff/undercover staff on almost 24/7! So you will/should be treated fairly. So come join us now! We have everything ready and set up (including shops). We were sure to double check everything, but if you find a glitch, please, let us know! We have shops, MCMMO, RAIDING, and a great spawn like no other! > Don’t believe us? Well come see for yourself! 🙂 We’re looking forward to seeing you there! Have a good day/night!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Evolvecraft Hub

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Skyblock

A new hub server part of a dedicated community that has been around for over 5 years. We have Pixelmon, Skyblock, Creative, and more to add.

The only rules for the server itself are: 1. Be Ethical 2. Be respectful to all players and staff 3. No Hacked clients 4. And perhaps the most important, have fun!

The Skyblock server has the option of 3 types of island, allowing you to choose which you desire to use, also there are due islands for those of you who wish to play with a friend.

Our Pixelmon server has Hoenn, Jhoto and Kanto gyms and regions with player gym leaders and the towns to explore. We also have a suurvival aspect as you can explore the world and create your own houses, towns and alliences if you wish to have to less RPG pixelemon experience.

Our creative server is a plot based system, allowing for the use of plots to exhibit your builds to the other players, and space where your creations cannot be touched.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UsM Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Everyone at the Official UsM Server Welcome you and hope to see you on the server soon if you are viewing our PMC page, we are always looking to grow our community!

Check us out on YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCar2-gujyNzOb3mPZ_bLm2w ) and you never know, you may see yourself in one of our daily videos.

Our server hopes to bring back the old, un-modded, vanilla server that we all used to play as we started minecraft…minimal plugins and just a basic test of how well you are able to survive with only the basics in minecraft.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Faet Survival MC

PvE, PvP, Vanilla

A small survival with a few hand-coded guns . There is a gun arena where you spawn in and loads of fun to spiral from there! There are many plug-ins, and a few are completely handmade such as the gun plug-in. Cant wait to see you on!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	1034

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pentacraft

Tekkit

Russian HI-Tech Minecraft Server. Lamper hi-tech. Above than 50 mods: # GraviSuite Reloaded #AE2 # Buildcraft # Galacticraft # Thermal Expansion and more. Join us and play!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.