Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Survivalmp – 1.20.4

Community, Discord, Exploring, Griefing, Multiplayer Survival, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Survival

Welcome to SurvivalMP!

Survival raiding and griefing with no claims!One world with handy plugins like /home /spawn /warp and (mob)headdrops.

We are an anti p2w server with no cheating and minimum staff or chat interference.With a mature and dedicated community for over a year! No whitelist.Ranks only gives more homes and are forever.Server updates to every snapshot that’s stable (not experimental).Minimal map resets. Only when its necessary.World size gets increased with each snapshot adding new terrain.

Rules:1. No modded/hacked clients of any kind.2. No dupes or exploits.3. No spamming, advertisingor disruptive and harassing behavior in chat.4. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

G-Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

G-Craft is a BRAND new Towny server filled to the brim with everything you could imagine! (COMPLETELY updated as of November 2016)

Unique Features (not all listed): custom built quests by members and staff, custom events, special events, and a unique player-driven marketplace, and so much more!

After we came under new management at the end of October 2016, we decided to radically change the server’s approach, and would like to celebrate the changes with you! Welcome to the G-Craft community. Come hang out with us at play.g-craftserver.net!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cactus.Minecraft-Romania.Ro

MCMMO, Skyblock

Server de Skyblock Ranked! Come and play on a unique server in Romania by Skyblock Ranked! Come in if you want, leave if you can!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Gravitycraft network

Bosses, Cracked, Economy, Op skyblock, Survival, Towny

Currently on Alpha State.

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server,

We have 2 Servers to choose from,

[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server.+ Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.

[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen.+ Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on.+ Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations.+ Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward!+ There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?

Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BoostedNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

BoostedNetwork is a Minecraft Network that strives to give its players an enjoyable and safe experience, We have an active set of staff so if you have any inquiries or just need some help please feel free to contact a staff member, Don’t forget to have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2977

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Frozenpvp

Factions

-=+=-Cool faction server-=+=- -=+=-Custom enchantments-=+=- -=+=-great community-=+=- -=+=-Cool Owners-=+=-

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Royalemc slimefun

Balanced Economy, Cosmetics, Grief Prevention, MCMMO, Pets, Quests, Skyblock, Slimefun

┍———[ RoyaleMC | Survival + Skyblock | 1.16-1.19.2 | Java + Bedrock ]———┑

Java: play.royale-mc.comBedrock: play.royale-mc.com:19132

┍———[ ABOUT US ]———┑

RoyaleMC is the most unique Slimefun network Minecraft has to offer. We have implemented Slimefun all over, from our crates to our ranks upgrades. If you’re a Slimefun fan and are looking to enjoy the best grind available, then look no further. We are the best. Our expert staff team and community members will welcome and help you with your Slimefun adventure! Don’t like or not interested in Slimefun? That is okay! You can enjoy the server without needing to use Slimefun other than minor item unlocks for rank upgrades for additional perks.

RoyaleMC is also a proud supporter of the non-pay-to-win aspect. Perks that a donator rank has can be obtained by all players, even /fly!

Servers:– Survival (Oct. 1st, 2022)– Skyblock (Aug. 28th, 2022)

┍———[ SLIMEFUN ADD-ONS ]———┑

✘ MiniBlocks ✘✘ Networks ✘✘ CrystamaeHistoria ✘✘ ExtraTools ✘✘ SimpleMaterialGenerators ✘✘ DynaTech ✘✘ ExtraGear ✘✘ DyeBench ✘✘ SlimeHUD ✘✘ Supreme ✘✘ InfinityExpansion ✘✘ SFCalc ✘✘ ExtraHeads ✘✘ MobCapturer ✘✘ SlimyTreeTaps ✘✘ PrivateStorage ✘✘ FlowerPower ✘✘ SlimeTinker ✘✘ TranscEndence ✘✘ FluffyMachines ✘✘ DyedBackpacks ✘✘ EcoPower ✘✘ HotbarPets ✘✘ ExoticGarden ✘✘ SlimeCustomizer ✘✘ LiteXpansion ✘✘ Netheopoiesis ✘✘ SimpleStorage ✘

┍———[ KEY FEATURES ]———┑

✘ Land Claiming (Grief Prevention) ✘✘ Custom Texture Pack ✘✘ Slimefun + Add-ons ✘✘ Slimefun Ranks ✘✘ Player & Donator Ranks ✘✘ Balanced Economy ✘✘ Active Community, Staff, & Owner ✘✘ Jobs ✘✘ 1300+ Quests (Including Slimefun Quests) ✘✘ Action House ✘✘ mcMMO ✘✘ Dynmap (http://map.royale-mc.com) ✘✘ Brewery + Custom Recipies ✘✘ Pets ✘✘ Cosmetics ✘✘ Art Map ✘✘ Player Shops✘ ✘ 100% Lag Free ✘✘ Monthly Item Collectors ✘✘ Events ✘✘ Chat Tags ✘✘ DiscordSRV ✘✘ Pyro Fishing ✘✘ Pyro Mining ✘

┍———[ COMMUNITY INFO ]———┑

Java IP: play.royale-mc.comBedrock IP: play.royale-mc.com:19132

Website: https://www.royale-mc.comDiscord: https://discord.com/invite/69cqBHD

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Flowercraft

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

FlowercraftNetwork 1.8-1.16 IP: Flowercraft.serv.nu

We have theese gamemodes on the server: -Parkour -Kitpvp -Survival -Parkour -Golf – Bedwars -Quests -Hardcore AND MORE!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	746872	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Imaginecraft

Creative, Events, Keepinventory, Land Claim, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla

ImagineCraft is a semi vanilla survival server with vote ranks (each rank provides more perks), monthly custom rares, friendly staff and a welcoming community !

In the Survival world we have:

– Keep Inventory on

– 1 player sleep to help pass the night time

– A claim system to help protect your items & builds

– Custom player shops

– The End resets every 3 months

– and much much more

We also have a Creative and Events server, which host everything that you could need. The world border currently sits at 80,000 blocks wide so plenty of unexplored territory. SO with that, come join us, right click the fox or /rtp on arrival and enjoy yourselves ! Come and join us and our growing community on – Play.ImagineCraft.net:25566 and see for yourself ..

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Australian Crafters Empire (ACEMC)

Economy, Towny

Australian Crafters Empire – Towny server.

Commonly know as ACE, is a Towny server which as been running since 20th March, 2012. Its a child friendly server. Website: http://acemc.net/

The main plugins include:

– Towny + ACE Home Protect – Chest Shop – ACEevents – BlockLocker (Updated Lockette)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kava PvP

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Kava PvP is a great practice pvp server with quality hit detection. It offers many features such as Team fights,combo,potpvp,soup and more.Dont forget to invite your friends, and enjoy this great server and community.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Upixel.org

Adventure, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Survival

UPixel.org is a community of Pokemon fans.On our server you will find events every week, updates and a lot of custom content.Player GymsCratesGTSSTSRaidBossSurvivalMissionsPaseBatallaGlobal Missions

And much more!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Something Survival

Economy, Survival

We are a relatively new server, about a month and a half old. The admins are going to be playing right along side in survival as well and are very active and always accessible via in game chat or email. This is going to be a semi-vanilla survival/economy server with a relatively close-knit group of players.There is a small spawn town, some players have established shops and homes around the spawn area but almost everything else is untouched.

There aren’t many rules. -Be respectful to your fellow players. -Be mature and use common sense. -No cheating… this is a survival server. Don’t ruin the fun. -No stealing from shops (Buildings around the spawn area) -No building or breaking blocks in a shop that is not yours.

Everything is negotiable. If you don’t like something or have any suggestions just let me know and we can work to satisfy everyone.

We have a few basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa, etc… This server offers SilkSpawners plugin so you can use silk touch to mine monster spawners. We also have TreeAssist which quickly cuts down trees when you hit them with an axe.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	255	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KC Pixelmon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay

Welcome to our new server!

Join Now To Get Started-Choose your Plot Obtain 3 Pokemon and get your plot!! Laucher download here: http://mirror.pixelmonmod.com/launcher/beta/ Choose the highest version for both and you will be all set.

Looking for trainers for possible gym leaders. Still working on plugins but the mod is working great. Also check out my twitch at: www.twitch.tv/genericonlinegaming

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1970	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Apollo network

Modded, PvE, PvP, Rlcraft

Welcome to Apollo Network, the ultimate destination for passionate gamers seeking an immersive and modded multiplayer experience like never before. Our community-based network is designed for the players, by the players. We are dedicated to bring you the best modded experience possible!

🔧 Custom Plugins and Mod Edits: At Apollo Network, we believe in enhancing your gaming experience. We’ve meticulously crafted custom mods and mod patches to provide you with a unique and seamless gameplay across all our servers.

🚀 Optimized Performance: Experience a seamless and lag-free adventure as all Apollo Network servers are hosted on a powerful dedicated machine. Our commitment to optimization ensures that you get the best possible performance, no matter which server you choose.

🌍 Modpack Variety: Apollo Network offers an exciting array of modpacks to cater to every kind of adventurer. Whether you’re looking for the harsh challenges of RLCraft, the extensive technology and content of All the Mods 9, or a reimagined Minecraft experience with Better Minecraft 4, we’ve got you covered.

👫 Community-Driven: Our community is the heart and soul of Apollo Network. Join us, connect with fellow gamers, and embark on collaborative journeys, epic battles, and creative projects together. It’s not just a network; it’s a family of like-minded enthusiasts.

🌐 Join the Adventure: Ready to embark on your next gaming adventure? Join Apollo Network and immerse yourself in a world of possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned modded player or just starting out, there’s a place for you here.

🌟 Why Choose Apollo Network?✅ Custom Mods and Mod Patches✅ Exceptional Performance✅ Diverse Modpack Selection✅ Thriving Community✅ Endless Adventure

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join Apollo Network today and let your gaming journey take flight. Your adventure begins here.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5145	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.