Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TimberLife

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

TimberLife Your chance for a new life in an exciting country!

Move to a city, get a job, build your own life! Join our amazing roleplay community and you’ll find a great place – YOUR home.

For more information or to just chat, visit us on TeamSpeak: timberlife.teamspeak.de

or take a look at the forum: timber-real.life

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ArrowPvP

Skywars

This is a great server!!!! Stop by to have some fun in FFA, SKY-WARS AND BUILDUHC!!! If you want, here is the IP: ArrowPvP.com.es go to the best server in Spain!!!! Chavonnnn

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Peenoisemc

Balanced Economy, Jobs, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, PvP, Quests, Towny

We recently launched a Minecraft server hosted in Singapore, and we’relooking for some mature players (+18) to join us! While most of ourplayers are from the Philippines, we welcome players from all over theworld. The best part is that the server is cross-platform, so bedrockplayers can join too!

Our server revolves around the Towny plugin, which allows players to create andmanage their own towns. It’s optional, but highly recommended for thosewho want a challenge in managing their own town’s economy and landclaims. We take griefing very seriously, so even if you don’t have atown and someone griefs your base, just contact the staff and they’llhandle it.

We have several ways for players to earn money on the server, including completing quests,selling items in the shop, participating in fishing competitions,killing rare mobs, and even participating in chat games! We also offerpremium ranks that provide some quality of life commands, likebackpacks, additional homes, and jobs that you can join.

Lastly, we have player tags which can be customized to your liking and used inyour chat. These tags can be acquired by purchasing them with in-gamecurrency, earning them by participating in events, or completing adiscovery set in our rare mobs to earn a special tag.

Supported version Java and Bedrock Edition 1.20.2If you are interested here’s the ip address and discord server:

Server IP: peenoisemc.xyzDiscord: https://discord.gg/PG7xK4g

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Guardian Skies

Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Here at Guardian Skies we provide the finest gamemdode experience. Being one of the most fast growing skyblock servers out there, we continual add cool features to leave you enjoying the game to the best.

1.8 – .1.12 SUPPORT!

» Dedicated Staff » Smooth game play » Custom Biomes » Custom Shops » Player Shops » Treausre Crates » Balanced Economy » Friendly Community

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Addicted2 Network

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

The Addicted2 community was created with the aim of offering Romanian Minecraft players a more professional and varied gameplay with other players. If you’re looking for a lag & bug free environment suitable for playing various modes with other players, we welcome you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kayabi

Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Clans, Leveling, Roleplay, Survival OP, Vote Rewards

Server IP: 185.207.164.65:21463

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1566	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cydonia Servers PVE

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Cydonia!

We are a team of dedicated players, both survival and creative, who are working to give you the best Minecraft experience available!

We offer both survival and creative. Some of our staff and players have already created some wonderful towns in our survival world to explore and enjoy. However, the world is massive, and there is plenty of room to explore and choose your own path.

Our Core Plugins and Features:

– Multi-server Survival and Plotworld Creative (Terrain Creative coming soon!) – Economy system with player shops available – Automatic ranking system giving special perks for our long time players (ie. more homes, worldedit in creative, etc) – mcMMO: Minecraft meets adventure! Level up your skills to gain bonuses. Work with other players for even more bonuses! – Jobs: Make money for our shops while you play! Join a job and play survival, it is THAT simple. – LWC for Antitheft: Lock your chests with LWC. Chests lock automatically, for all other items just use /lock – Antigrief: Griefing is an unfortunate reality. With our antigriefing plugins, we can fix that instantly and have your home back up and running in a split second.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Animals Bred:	97
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Qsmp somake server

QSMP Somake Server

Welcome, adventurers, to the epic world of the QSMP Modpack based on the thrilling series that is winning the hearts of streamers and gamers around the world! Get ready to embark on an incredible journey, full of challenges, discoveries and unparalleled fun.

( Welcome adventurers to the epic world of QSMP based Modpack. On the exciting series that is winning the hearts of streamers and gamers around the world! Get ready to embark on an incredible journey, filled with challenges, discoveries and unparalleled fun. )

In this unique and exclusive Modpack, you will have the opportunity to explore a vast universe full of carefully selected mods, each bringing a unique layer of gameplay to the experience. Inspired by the passion of the streamers who dove head first into this adventure, you will have the chance to follow in their footsteps, create your own stories and leave your mark on this world.

( In this unique and exclusive Modpack, you will have the opportunity to explore a vast universe filled with carefully selected mods, each one bringing a unique layer of gameplay to the experience. Inspired by the passion of the streamers who jumped headlong into this adventure, you’ll have the chance to follow in their footsteps, create your own stories, and make your mark on this world. )

Join us as we delve into countless adventures, build impregnable fortresses, master the art of magic and embark on dangerous expeditions in search of rare treasures. Create your own path, set your goals, and work together with other players to reach new heights of success.

( Join us as we delve into countless adventures, build impregnable fortresses, master the art of magic, and embark on perilous expeditions in search of rare treasures. Create your own path, set your goals and work together with other players to reach new heights of success. )

Each mod present in this modpack was carefully selected to provide an experience very close to what the streamers have. From the technologically advanced machines of create to magical enchantments and the exploration of dangerous dungeons, you will have at your disposal a multitude of tools and possibilities to shape the world as you please.

( Each mod present in this modpack has been carefully selected to provide an experience very close to what streamers have. From the technologically advanced create machines to magical enchantments and the exploration of dangerous dungeons, you’ll have at your disposal an infinity of tools and possibilities to shape the world as you please. )

Forward, brave explorers!

Enjoy the Island!

( Enjoy the island! )

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

UnityHaven

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival

This server is a server for all friends to play on! If you are just looking for a random server to play with friends, then this server is for you! We have friendly staff, and we try to listen to players as much as possible so that everybody can have a good experience! Join today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	129	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FutureRaidsPvp

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

A small factions server with many useful plugins and a beautiful spawn. Come and join the small FUTURE RAIDS community today

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3787	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Arcaneva geopolítico

4Fun, Earth, Factions, Movecraft, Roleplay, Vehicles

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	479988
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

halflife.factions.ws

Creative

This is my server on Venelin Zhelev and good Private Banking department best Intel processors and samsusng core 8

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RedemptionMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

RedemptionMC is a factions server where players can ally their friends and enemy the enemies. To Join add the port to the ip! Port: 25568. If you ever need help on the server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

craigs server

Survival

hi guys its CCTV Clan and I’m hosting a survival server on minecraft pc please join my youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgWdDLS9BNo9uJKX46rnfrg

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Deadmc

Apocalypse, Economy, Factions, Land Claim, Towns, Towny, Unique, zombie, Zombie Survival, zombies

Discord: deadmc.com/discordVisit our website: www.DeadMC.comPlay today! Connect @ topg.DeadMC.com

Welcome to DeadMC, a post-apocalyptic world riddled with the walking dead. Scavenge the open world and join forces with other survivors—or start your own town to claim land, build, defend, recruit, manage, and grow into an empire.

DeadMC is an entirely unique experience which brings Minecraft survival to the next level. Hordes of zombies that can climb, shoot, explode (and more!) makes surviving extra challenging. The Blood Moon every 7th Minecraft night gives an even greater challenge to those who are up to it.

Search and access hundreds of player-owned shops and a server market with the /find menu.Complete /tasks and increase your streak for even greater rewards.Level up your survival skills with mcMMO.

We are a family-friendly community, so please be respectful and follow our /rules.

DeadMC has been around since 2016 with the same world, and we make frequent updates to improve the game. We guarantee no map resets and backup everything twice daily; to ensure your game progress is always saved.

Play today! Connect @ topg.DeadMC.com

Now live on 1.20.4!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Ores Mined:	2606	Star Shards Collected:	226

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!