Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Friendly Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We offer our guess only the finest in amenities: – Open world survival – Armor stands have arms where you can place stuff on it Blocks, Swords, Etc. – AntiXRay No Cheaters 🙂 – No Weather Due to people not liking it. The world will always stay sunny! – Grief prevention: Claim land immediately and start building! – Tree Feller: Cut down trees easy! – Friendly community: Feel part of a friendly community. Totally original, Friendly Survival.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mchub

Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MCHub is the first Prison, Skyblock, Pixelmon and Survival Server set in version 1.16-1.19 supporting all Bedrock Devices and Java. Our server offers many unique features for all three gamemodes including backpacks and Backpack Enchantments, Enchantment Gemstones, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots, Casinos, Lucky Crates, Daily, Weekly and Monthly Giveaways and much much more! We suggest players join in 1.19 for the highest quality experience. If you do not enjoy 1.19, we support some of the earliest versions of minecraft as well.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KingMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

» KingMC « » KingMC, it’s a factions server with great awesome features you surely don’t want to miss out on!

» Social Media » Portal Page: http://kingmc.org » Forums: http://Forum.KingMC.org » Webstore: http://Store.KingMC.org » Bans: http://Bans.KingMC.org » Twitter: @KingMC__

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FaecazServer

Creative, Economy, Survival

A fun server for people that just want to play survival and play creative!. A perfect server for your friends to have fun.

Come and play with your friends and climb the ladder!

Version 1.8

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Camo – de custom mt

Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Roleplay

CamoNetwork the nicest Minetopia in the Netherlands. We add original things to make Minetopia even more fun. For more information and our internet panel check our site.

You can see an example of our site in the gallery

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Fallen Chronicle

Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay

Introduction

The Fallen Chronicle is a Hardcore Roleplaying experience, that focuses on individual character development and freedom of roleplay. However before anything else, The Fallen Chronicle is a story. A story being told by the community and the players. We do anything we can, to provide you with the resources you need to shape your own adventure. So, are you interested in being swallowed up by diverse storytelling? If so, The Fallen Chronicle is the place for you, and we greet you with open arms.

Forum for Whitelist Applicants!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cascademc

Economy

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	9688	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pyracraft

Custom, Earth, Kingdom, smp

Welcome to PyraCraft – Unleash Your Kingdom’s Legacy!

Embark on an epic journey in the expansive world of PyraCraft, where Earth meets the enchanting realm of Minecraft. Our server offers a unique SMP experience, blending the familiar landscapes of our planet with the endless possibilities of the blocky universe.

Key Features:Earth SMP: Explore a meticulously crafted map mirroring the real-world terrain. Traverse lush forests, scale towering mountains, and establish your kingdom in the diverse landscapes of PyraCraft.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, wage wars, and build thriving civilizations. Create your own kingdom, each with its distinct style, culture, and governance. Will you be a peaceful realm or a mighty conqueror?Custom Features: Immerse yourself in a world of unparalleled possibilities with PyraCraft’s bespoke features. Uncover hidden treasures, encounter mythical creatures, and master unique gameplay elements that set our server apart.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JOIUS

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

JOIUS-MC The hottest server there is [1.8.x]

Current [BEWERBUNGSPHASE] We are looking for YOU to join our team! I’d like to hear from you…

Infos Help build our city on your land. You can even keep animals and build redstone contraptions. There are several raffle lots and a FREE ITEM donor!

Everyone here is friendly and no one gets griefed! We pay close attention to that. Our lovely supporters will be happy to help you get started.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Magic Items Found:	5821

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftMC.Lt

Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

WWW.CRAFTMC.LT – MINECRAFT SURVIVAL/PVP/FACTIONS/SKYWARS ON THE SERVER! IP: mc.craftmc.lt | Come and have fun with us! Only here you will learn to achieve your goals, not free stuff! Claim: /kit action

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Realmportalmc

Custom Bosses, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Magic, mmo, PvE, RPG, smp, Towny

A unique take on RPGMMO Towny / Survival experience with custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more.

▣ Choose from several classes with various skills and level-up RPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses in an enhanced towny experience.

▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.

▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the open-world wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.

▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions as well as functional factories and farms.

▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.

▣ Enjoy an immersive experience with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.

▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Chroma Skyblock

PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Chroma Gaming! So far we are a prison server that has a dream to go big! Soon we will expand into a hub network and we will have other gamemodes like Factions, Survival, Hunger games, and more! Our IP is 158.69.5.39:25580 We hope to see you there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lockout

1vs1, Custom, Custom MiniGames, Custom Plugins, free, Fun, Minigames, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, PvP Survival

LOCKOUT.biz is a Survival Minigame where players are dropped into a new vanilla world with no gear.

There are two teams, Yellow Team and Blue Team.

The game has 15 objectives that are shared between both teams.

Once one team completes an objective, that objective is locked and nobody can complete it.

The first team to complete 8 objectives has locked out the other team, meaning they win!

Lockout can be played with any number of players on each team and can support any number of games at once. It is designed to be completely autonomous and should require no staff intervention while functioning normally.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Divinity PvP Factions

Factions, PvP

Divinity is a new dedicated PvP Factions server.

Don’t waste your time being lost in old and big servers, stop trying to compete with people who are overpowered. Start fresh with everyone else to truly to enjoy the benefits of winning fights and raiding. Our spawn is small and there is no work to start playing. Within minutes you could be building a base.

Divinity offers you a chance to be the first people to join the server to make history and experience the growth of the server first-hand. Be part of the Divine community and within time you can find yourself in a staff position.

We award recognition for player’s who deserve it and you’ll truly feel like a part of a community within the server and our website.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KikkerCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

KikkerCraft, minigames, survival, PVP, PVE, fun spawn, lots of online, nice and friendly players, lots of plugins and much more.

Kikkercraft is the successor to the popular CoolCraft that has been around since 2011. We thought it was time for a new website, new server and a new name: KikkerCraft.

KikkerCraft is a Dutch and Belgian Minecraft server with a fantastic spawn and many nice players who want to work with you day and night to build the coolest buildings you can imagine. KikkerCraft has a large survival world with Factions (= protected areas), you can claim your own area and build there with your friends. You can also attack and conquer other factions, so you can become the strongest faction. We have a number of fun and useful plugins that make playing on the server fun.

Feel free to drop by and see it all for yourself. Connect to: play.kikkercraft.nl

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	156	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.