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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7109 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
