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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 242 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
