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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5999 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 163 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7146 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
