CheetohCraft: Insurrection Edition! 🧀💥🤣 #MinecraftMadness

CheetohCraft: Insurrection Edition! 🧀💥🤣 #MinecraftMadness

Are you tired of dealing with those pesky magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglicans stealing your fisa left and right? Well, fear not, because on our server, we’ve got a special anti-magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglican forcefield to keep them at bay! Join us and protect your fisa at all costs while building the most epic creations in all of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough fisa, you might just unlock the secret to unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon named Fluffykins. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fisa protection begin! 🛡️🐲✨

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse of Fails

    Frieren’s Funhouse of Fails
    Yo, forget about OSTs, come join our Minecraft server and vibe to the sound of creepers exploding and zombies groaning in the distance! Trust me, it’s a whole new level of musical experience on our server.

    We’ve got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but with pixelated swords and armor.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And every full moon, we have a special event where all the mobs in the game start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So why waste your time listening to boring old OSTs when you could be on our server, living out the wildest Minecraft adventures imaginable? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: ‘Anymore?’

    Crafty McCraftface: ‘Anymore?’
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further, because Trading ct is the place to be! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t handle it.

    Join us if you want to trade like a boss and collect all the rare items your heart desires. Need more of a certain set? No problem, just hop on our server and make those trades happen!

    And if you happen to know her kik bcosby1122, well then you’re in for a treat! She’s the queen of all trades and will hook you up with the most epic loot you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 312
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyNiji: The LOLtastic Nijisanji EN Server

    CraftyNiji: The LOLtastic Nijisanji EN Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own virtual world! Join us and play alongside your favorite virtual idols like Petra Gurin , Elira Pendora , and Finana Ryugu !

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the realms of OBSYDIA where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin rule with an iron pickaxe! Or explore the magical land of Ethyria with Millie Parfait , Enna Alouette , and Reimu Endou !

    Feeling adventurous? Join Luxiem and embark on a quest with Luca Kaneshiro , Shu Yamino , Ike Eveland , and Vox Akuma ! Or join Noctyx and face the darkness with Sonny Brisko , Uki Violeta , Alban Knox , and Fulgur Ovid !

    And that’s not all! Dive into the world of ILUNA with Maria Mari0nette , Aia Amare , Aster Arcadia , Scarle Yonaguni , and Ren Zott0 ! Or bask in the sunlight with XSOLEIL and D Dropscythe , Meloco Kyoran , Hex Haywire , Kotoka Torahime , and Ver Vermillion !

    Ready for a Krisis ? Join us and face the challenges with Vezalius Bandage , Tyrant Vanta , and YuQ Wilson ! Or team up with TTT and conquer the server with Kunai Nakasato , V Brightshield , and Claude Clawmark !

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures with the Nijisanji EN crew! And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re here for a good time, not a griefing time!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Time Warp

    Blocky Time Warp
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4! Seriously, it’s been 7 years and still no sign of Samus Aran. But fear not, because on our server, you can create your own epic adventures and never have to worry about delays or cancellations.

    Join us and experience a world where you can build giant Metroid bosses out of blocks, craft your own power suit with enchanted armor, and explore mysterious alien worlds filled with hidden treasures. Who needs Nintendo when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if Nintendo ever does release the game, you’ll be too busy having fun on our server to even notice!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Ores Mined: 3772 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia’s Minecraft Dreams Come to Life!

    Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia’s Minecraft Dreams Come to Life!

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤪

    Join us and witness the epic battle between Russia and Ukraine unfold in a virtual world where anything is possible! 🌍💥

    Our players are so confident in Russia’s power that they’re willing to bet their diamond armor on it! 💎🛡️

    Who needs real-life drama when you can witness the ultimate showdown between nations in blocky form? 🤣🔥

    Come join us and see why beating Ukraine is like building a dirt house – it may not be glamorous, but it’s still a victory worth celebrating! 🏠🎉

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 210 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Granny’s Hospital Adventure – Minecraft Server

    Granny’s Hospital Adventure – Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time is just a concept, bros! Forget visiting your grandmother in the hospital, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to worry about silly things like real life responsibilities.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainstorms, and secret treasure hunts that will make you forget all about your poor grandma. Who needs family when you have a virtual world of endless possibilities waiting for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Grandma who?”

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • KonoCraft: Aqua’s Favorite Minecraft Server

    KonoCraft: Aqua’s Favorite Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a chance to witness Megumin in all her glory with our exclusive upskirt pantyshot feature! Yes, you read that right – we have Megumin’s panties on display for all to see!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a unicorn that farts rainbows, a dragon that sings show tunes, and a leprechaun that gives out diamonds like they’re candy! You won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PoopCraft: Where accidents happen on the floor and creativity flows!

    PoopCraft: Where accidents happen on the floor and creativity flows!

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even hypothetical questions about poop on the floor are welcome. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’ve accidentally dropped a deuce while playing.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and discover the magical drying powers of Minecraft poop. Watch in awe as it dries out and stops smelling in record time. It’s a truly life-changing experience.

    And hey, if you’re feeling a bit frisky, we won’t judge if you’ve had some questionable relations with your dad. In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe space for all kinds of shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, you’re gay and that’s totally cool with us!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PhenotypeFunCraft: Post memes and build epic structures in /int/ server

    PhenotypeFunCraft: Post memes and build epic structures in /int/ server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with phenotype discussions and debates that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about genetics.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Phenotype Wars, where players battle it out to see who has the most dominant genes. Will you come out on top and claim the title of Phenotype Champion?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of genetically modified llamas who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft to recruit new members for their army. Will you join forces with the llamas and help them conquer the world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a genetic adventure like no other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ores Mined: 8413 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Down Under DigiCraft

    Down Under DigiCraft

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Do you want to join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect place for you!

    Introducing the Night Call Edition Server!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you:

    • Wild Vtuber Adventures: Join our wacky community of Australian vtubers who are ready to take you on a journey like no other! From mech pilot tomboys to singing fairies, we’ve got it all!
    • Aussie Madness: Ever seen a computer science wobbegong shark streaming on Twitch? How about a demon sorceress or a professional kaiju? Only on our server!
    • Koala Cam: Need a break from all the chaos? Tune into our live koala cam and watch these adorable creatures in action!
    • Secret Fighting Game Aussie: Shhhh, it’s a secret! But we’ve got a hidden gem who’s a master at fighting games. Don’t tell anyone!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 217

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Double XP Madness: Gigantic & Newbie Character Craze!

    Double XP Madness: Gigantic & Newbie Character Craze!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Double XP weekend is coming up! Get ready to level up like never before and dominate the competition with your boosted skills.

    But that’s not all – we have a brand new character in development named Bolga, The Ogress. She’s a fierce warrior with a heart of gold (literally, her armor is made of gold). Join our server and be one of the first to test out this epic new character!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our community is filled with wwa boys who are always ready to lend a hand, crack a joke, or team up for some epic adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 236
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Village Vanishers Minecraft Server

    Village Vanishers Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the wild wild west meets the digital realm! Imagine a world where cowboys ride pigs instead of horses and shoot arrows at creepers instead of bandits.

    Join our server for a chance to rebuild civilization from scratch by starting with a brand new population of players. Watch as the living standard slowly improves as we mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and tame the wilderness.

    But beware, as the immigrant mobs may try to sneak in and disrupt our progress. Will you be able to defend our borders and keep the population under control?

    So saddle up and join us on this wild ride as we recreate history in the most hilarious way possible!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Farms Harvested: 121 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Chimeras Created: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the DWARF EXPANSION EDITION! Join us in epic battles and adventures as we embark on a quest to conquer the war within! Check out our trailer for a sneak peek of the action!

    But that’s not all! Patch 10.2.6 is here, bringing with it shiver-me-timbers and the incoming plunderstorm! Get ready to set sail on a pirate adventure like never before!

    Remix: Pandaria is also available for all you Mists of Pandaria fans out there! Relive the glory days of Pandaria raids and heroic raids in Patch 338632!

    And don’t forget about the S4 Dungeon changes! Experience the Dragonflight Dungeon level squish in Season 4, with harder M0 dungeons and no affixes or timer! It’s a challenge you won’t want to miss!

    Visit our April Trading Post for exclusive items, including the plunderstorm section and spring finery! Stock up on supplies and gear up for the ultimate adventure!

    Join us today and explore the general resources available on our server! From wow-petopia.com to murlok.io, oraider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and wowhead.com, we have everything you need to dominate the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the old behind and join us in the 474018064! It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 162 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Hot or Notch Minecraft Server

    Hot or Notch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing standing between you and being the most attractive player is a few millimeters of bone! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a Minecraft Steve look-alike to a Minecraft model with just a few clicks of the mouse.

    Our server is so INSANE that players have reported gaining real-life confidence and charm just by playing on it. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just play on our server and have your bone structure magically change before your eyes?

    Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the hottest player on the block. Join now and see the AMAZING transformations for yourself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Enchantments Applied: 189 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft Manga Mayhem Server

    Minecraft Manga Mayhem Server

    Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server ever created? Imagine a world where Broly, Bardock, and Gogeta are not just characters in Dragon Ball Super, but they are also ruling the Minecraft universe! Yes, you heard it right!

    On our server, we have canonized all your favorite non-canon characters from movies, OVAs, and games and brought them into the Minecraft world. Picture this – Broly building a castle, Bardock farming for diamonds, and Gogeta battling creepers like a pro!

    Join us now and be a part of this INSANE adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even run into your favorite non-canon character and help them build their dream house or fight off mobs together!

    So what are you waiting for? Come be a part of our server and witness the MADNESS unfold before your very eyes!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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