Chat Retards Minecraft Server

Behavior, Calls, Chat, Commies, Communication, controversial, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Ideology, insults, internet, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive, ONLINE, Path, Political, retards, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down those pesky commies who dare to challenge you! Our fearless leader once defeated an entire army of communist zombies with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Join us and show those commies who’s boss by calling them “retards” in the chat like a true Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs who will rain down bacon upon your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	171
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	17

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4895	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Villages Defended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	1

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	970394	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	170	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	7

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6012
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5036	Magic Items Found:	6247
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	New Chunks Explored:	910537
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9061	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7837	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	112	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Void Armor Forged:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc