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Fixing White People Minecraft SMP

activism, anti-racism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fixing, fixing white people, inclusion, Minecraft, people, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial education, racial harmony, racial inequality, racial justice, racial reconciliation, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, smp, social justice, systemic racism, White, white people

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: How do we fix white people?

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we have created a special potion that turns all white players into rainbow-colored unicorns! That’s right, no more boring old white characters running around, now everyone can prance and frolic through the fields as majestic unicorns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join forces with them and learn their funky moves to impress all your friends on the server.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest and most hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knew fixing white people could be so much fun?

EggWars Minecraft Server

Agreement, Boundaries, Breakfast, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Disrespect, eggs, Eggwars, Etiquette, Food, Frustration, groceries, Household, living situation, Minecraft, roommate, roommates, selfish, Server, sharing, theft, unreasonable

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Votes:	6714	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take egg theft very seriously! If you’re tired of your roommate stealing your precious eggs without asking, then this is the server for you. Join us and build a fortress to protect your eggs at all costs!

Imagine a world where your eggs are safe and sound, where no one can crack into them without your permission. Take revenge on egg thieves by setting up elaborate traps and defenses around your egg stash. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

Don’t let anyone tell you that protecting your eggs is unreasonable. It’s not about being selfish, it’s about standing up for what’s yours. So come join our server and show the world that you mean business when it comes to your breakfast!

MomzillaWeddingRage

Blaming, family divided, family event, favorite bakery, full on rampage, furious, INTENSE, MomzillaWeddingRage, mortified, OCD, overreacted, panic mode, particular, precious baby, special day, tense situation, unnecessary drama, Wedding, wedding cake, Yelling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4578
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family wedding gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the game, when suddenly, your in-game mom (played by a hilariously over-the-top admin) starts freaking out because she thinks you forgot to mine it. She’ll chase you around the virtual world, knocking over tables and causing chaos, all while yelling at you for almost ruining the game.

But fear not, because in the end, you’ll realize it was all just a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. So come join our server for a gaming experience like no other, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Santa’sCraft SMP – Jolly Builds & Creepy Caves

Builds, Caves, christmas, christmas decorations, christmas dinner, christmas movies, christmas music, Christmas shopping, christmas tree, creepy, family time, festive activities, gift giving, Holiday Celebrations, holiday preparations, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, jolly, joy and cheer, quality time, Santa Claus, SantasCraft, smp, Traditions, winter wonderland

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring ol’ Christmas traditions like eating turkey and opening presents? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our lit Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Christmas by building giant snowmen and having epic snowball fights!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold crazy dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie pigmen who love to break out into spontaneous dance numbers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and spend Christmas like never before. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by on his sleigh made of diamond blocks. It’s gonna be a holly jolly time, trust me!

FoodCraftFails

culinary ranking, Food, food critique, food culture, food in the US, food preferences, food quality, Food ranking, food reputation, FoodCraftFails, least favorite food, state cuisine, state dining, state food analysis, state food comparison, state food review, state with worst food, US State, worst food, worst state for food

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of bland food and boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up some seriously delicious virtual treats! We guarantee that you won’t find any state with worse food than our server – because we don’t serve any food at all! That’s right, we’re all about the blocky adventures and epic builds, not about munching on pixelated snacks. So come join us for a taste of the most tasteless cuisine in the Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

UkrainianCraft: Burning Warehouses & New Skills

Attack, Burning, burns, capabilities, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fire, international relations, Military, new, power, Reveals, Russian, SECURITY, Shahed, Skills, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, warehouse, Warehouses

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8104	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine straight up burns a Russian shahed warehouse and reveals some insane new abilities? Like, you gotta join this server ASAP if you wanna witness some next level drama and action.

Picture this: Ukraine rolling up to the warehouse like “boom, boom, burn baby burn” and then BAM, they start flexing their new superpowers like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a real life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna be part of the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and witness some jaw-dropping moments, then you better join this server right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows what other wild surprises are waiting for you in this server. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty Christmas Shopping

busy, christmas, Crafty, crowded, Eve, family, Festive, festive season, Gifts, holiday, last minute, personal time, procrastination, Relaxation, retail therapy, self-care, shopping, shopping spree, stress, Time management, tradition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Towns Built:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	1939	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

so, like, u know when u wait until the last minute to do ur christmas shopping? well, this server is like that but with a twist! instead of stressing out and fighting crowds at the mall, u can come chill with us and mine some diamonds!

picture this: u and ur friends are running around in a winter wonderland, building snowmen and decorating trees, all while avoiding creepers and zombies. it’s like a holiday movie, but with more explosions!

plus, santa claus himself visits the server every night to give out gifts to all the good little players. and rumor has it, if u leave out cookies and milk for him, he’ll even leave u a special present under ur virtual tree.

so come join us for some festive fun and maybe even find some holiday cheer in the form of pixelated blocks. who needs last-minute shopping when u can have a jolly good time on this server?

BigCookcraftB Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, BigCookcraftB, Community, Creative, description, Friends, Fun, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, OWNER, personal account, Plugins, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3042	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

The owner of the server “BigCookcraftB” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bigcookcraftb.aternos.me:25055

DarkLight

darklight, PvP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9542	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

DarkLight Prison Server

Server Version	1.21
P2W Advantages	No
Server IP	139.99.136.69:25585

Overview:

DarkLight is a new prison server on version 1.21. It is a classic prison server with no P2W advantages. If you give it a chance you won’t regret it. Come climb through the ranks of this unique and competitive server!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	139.99.136.69:25585
Is there any pay-to-win advantages?	No, there are no pay-to-win advantages on this server.
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on version 1.21.

Regretful Blumpft Voters 1.20.3

1.20.3, Blumpft, broken trust, changing opinions, consequences, Disappointment, disillusionment, early regrets, hindsight realization, nobody told, political decisions, political surprises, regret, regretful, second thoughts, Supporters, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes, unfulfilled promises, voter regret., voter remorse, voters, Votes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Falling into the Void:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of epicness! Forget boring old servers, this one is like a unicorn riding a rainbow into battle with a dragon!

I mean, seriously, when I first logged on, I was like, “How come nobody told them about this earlier?” It’s like a secret club of awesome sauce and pixelated madness!

The community is lit, the builds are mind-blowing, and the admins are like mystical wizards granting wishes left and right!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality questioned! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! Let’s gooooo!

‘Americans be like: Minecraft SMP Madness’

american culture, AMERICANS, be like, Cultural differences, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated reactions, funny, humor, internet humor, internet trends, madness, meme, millennial humor, Minecraft, reaction videos, relatable, smp, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Unbearable, viral

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Emeralds Found:	3223
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?)!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a battle royale with other players, fighting for control of the coveted diamond throne. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual petting zoo, complete with pixelated pandas, llamas in top hats, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a TNT-wielding llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Gifts4Grifts Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, christmas, Communication, Disappointment, Expectations, family, Generosity, Gifts, Gifts4Grifts, Honesty, hurt, joke gifts, materialism, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother Daughter, regifted, relationships, Server, ungrateful, WORTH..

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8283
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t be disappointed like OP’s mom’s Christmas gifts! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and excitement.

Reasons to join our server: – We promise not to give you regifted items from your own room as presents. – No fake promises of in-game currency that will never materialize. – Our community is filled with players who appreciate the true spirit of gaming and gift-giving.

So come on over and experience the joy of a Minecraft server where you’ll never feel like an ungrateful brat. And remember, we don’t support TEMU packaging here – only genuine fun and laughter!

NoXmasAtMyCraftHouse

christmas dinner, Christmas stress, Christmas traditions, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, Family Support, family traditions, holiday chaos, holiday hosting, holiday joy, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Hosting, musician, NoXmasAtMyCraftHouse, potluck, Restaurant, Support, tinnitus

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	9591	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of hosting Christmas dinner for your ungrateful family every year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from holiday chaos!

Join our server and leave all your real-life family drama behind. No more dry turkey complaints or late arrivals – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun. And the best part? You won’t have to clean up any messes left behind by your virtual family members!

Escape the ringing in your ears caused by tinnitus and immerse yourself in a world where the only noise you hear is the satisfying sound of block-breaking. And if anyone tries to guilt-trip you for not hosting, just tell them you’re busy building a virtual empire.

So, ditch the real-life stress and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Who needs a traditional family gathering when you can have a virtual one with players who actually appreciate your hard work? See you in the game!

SavageTeacherMoments – Minecraft SMP

classroom trauma, education system, educational trauma, emotional scars, harmful words, hurtful comments, Inappropriate Behavior, long-lasting effects, Minecraft, negative impact, SavageTeacherMoments, smp, student mistreatment, teacher accountability, teacher bullying, teacher criticism, teacher cruelty, teacher disrespect, teacher harassment, teacher insensitivity, teacher misconduct, verbal abuse, worst teacher

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! I heard that if you join, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! I heard that one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. And another player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake that attracted a horde of hungry zombies. It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious.

So yeah, if you want to experience all the craziness and wackiness that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, you better join now before the llama army takes over and starts demanding all the emeralds as tribute. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockySurprise2024

2024.., Advancements, algorithm, algorithms in daily life, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, big data, BlockySurprise2024, computer science, data analysis, digital transformation, discovery, Future, innovation, machine learning, prediction, programming, Surprising, Technology, trends, unexpected

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8428
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in 2024! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts dropping rare enchanted items left and right. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Algorithm Boss, a pixelated monstrosity that will challenge even the most seasoned players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical loot chest filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the algorithm surprise you in ways you never thought possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in 2024!

Players:	100/900	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	808233
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1