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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6853 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 295 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
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