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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3584 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 135 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.
But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!