Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Items Found:	6436
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FoodieCraft SMP

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Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food combos are out of this world! We’ve got players who swear by their ketchup and ice cream sandwiches, and others who can’t get enough of their pickles dipped in hot fudge. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Pancake Palace, where every morning starts with a stack of bacon-infused pancakes topped with maple syrup and whipped cream. So if you’re ready to expand your culinary horizons and join a community of foodie Minecrafters, then this is the server for you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PixelPeekaboo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious accidental nudity you’ve ever seen – trust us, you won’t be able to unsee it! Our players have a knack for finding themselves in the most outrageous situations, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CeasefireCraft2021

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that do the Macarena before they blow up your house! And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that roam the land like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Biden administration had to take a break from pressing Israel-Hezbollah cease-fires just to check it out. They were all like, “Whoa, this place is off the chain! We gotta shift our message to tell everyone about this epic Minecraft server!”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner block-building, mob-fighting, adventure-seeking self run wild in this insane Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your sense of humor, then you might be in trouble.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA FEEL DA HAPPINESS LIKE AUSTRALIAN HOUSEHOLDS! MEN, U CAN DO DA DISHES AND FEEL DA JOY, WOMEN, U CAN CHILLAX AND NOT DO AS MUCH WORK! PLUS, GARDENING IS DA KEY TO HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA DIVISION OF LABOUR LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HAPPYHOUSEHOLDS #GARDENINGJOY #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	5803
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

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Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Farms Harvested:	136
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic quest of all time – the Battle of the Dirty Dishes! Fight alongside your fellow players as you take on the evil forces of unwashed plates and sticky countertops. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Dishwashing Champion?

But that’s not all! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures like the legendary Laundry Basket of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner the power to make clothes magically jump into their proper place. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets?

And don’t forget about our thrilling Chicken Egg Incubator Challenge! Test your skills as you navigate through a maze of egg shells, feathers, and chicken poop in a race against time. Can you clean it all up before the timer runs out?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to clean up after yourself)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NoBroNoShowCraft

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.

We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with ancient relics and cursed loot. But beware, for the spirits of the long-dead miners still haunt the tunnels, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be brave enough to find it and uncover its dark secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a mischievous group of pranksters who love to pull outrageous pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your entire house upside down, you never know what to expect when you log on!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat – if you can handle it, that is!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftQuarantineHabits

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Are you tired of staring at the same four walls every day? Do you miss the thrill of adventure and exploration? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few friendly creepers.

Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the legendary diamond hunt where players compete to find the rarest gems. Plus, our community is the friendliest around, always willing to lend a hand or a potion of invisibility when you need it most.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Trust us, your quarantine habits will thank you.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Fruit Fly Brain Quest

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so, like, imagine if fruit flies were actually super smart and had like, tiny little brains that held all the secrets of the universe. well, on this server, we’ve digitally mapped the WHOLE brain of a fruit fly. that’s right, every little neuron and synapse is just waiting for you to explore.

join us on this wacky adventure as we uncover the mysteries of the fruit fly brain and maybe even unlock the secrets to human brain disorders. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for brain farts or something equally ridiculous.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this mind-bending journey and see just how far down the rabbit hole of fruit fly brains you can go. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchantments Applied:	271
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Block Nation Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky regions holding back your progress in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and watch as we eliminate two regions that are causing chaos in the game. Just like magic, 90% of your problems will disappear and you’ll be living out the founding father’s vision in no time. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so revolutionary? Join us now and be a part of this epic quest to reshape the virtual world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BroBroKidsNoGoZone

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Are you tired of dealing with demanding kids who have expensive taste buds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise, no one will be ordering 50 piece nuggets or their own large pizza here.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ordering is blocks to build your dream world. No tantrums allowed, unless it’s from a creeper blowing up your house – then it’s fair game.

Forget about playing favorites with blood, because on our server, everyone is treated equally…unless you try to order two shakes and two ice creams, then we might have to have a chat.

So come on over and join the fun – we promise, the only thing you’ll be screaming about is how awesome our server is!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SubredditSilliness

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Have you ever stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to people dressing up their pet rocks in tiny costumes and hosting fashion shows for them? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From battling zombie llamas to building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of melons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly bizarre and hilarious time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.