Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 2578 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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