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Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

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Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DoubleDineDrama

alcohol consumption, bill splitting, birthday celebration, DoubleDineDrama, fair share, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, financial fairness, fixed price menu, individual contributions, meal arrangements, meal bill, meal choices, meal etiquette, meal expenses, personal budget, social pressure

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Towns Built:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Animals Bred:	68	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Gods Slained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyRegretz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GroundZero

abandoned cities, airdrops, base building, devastated world, Economy, endless night, exclusive weapons, gathering resources, hidden loot, hordes of zombies, intense gameplay, loot rooms, Modded minecraft, PvP, rare items, secret traders, Survival, Valuable Loot, working together, zombie apocalypse

About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Empires MC

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Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

bartering, Broomstix, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Main Arena, market, No Grief, Protectionstones, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	N/A
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with lead
Free fly on Sundays
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Evil Villain Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BabyBumpBucks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CelebrityScape SMP

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Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	New Chunks Explored:	949285
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5023
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	63	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20