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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Potions Brewed: 40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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