CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchantments Applied:	231
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5144
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NextLevel Network

Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft Survival Factions KitPvP Community Alliance War Combat Skills Strategies Champion Territories Dominate Conquer Build Explore Thrive Rich Endless opportunities Action-packed arenas, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Nextlevel Network

Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Moonscape Network

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Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Emeralds Found:	680
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, DISCOUNT, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	7227
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mines Excavated:	4666

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

Adventure, building, Chill, Communication, Community, Cooperative, Craft, creativity, Exploration, Forgot, friendship, Fun, Gaming, glitch, hobby, Join, Kraken, McKraken, Minecraft, mojang, multiplayer, Patch, Relax, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ChillCraft
Server Type	Survival
Server Rules	Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
Description	Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need Discord to join?	It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
Can I join if I prefer playing alone?	While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
How do I join the server?	Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Divine Spears Created:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

moonrealms

Economy, Events, Fun, Heart, Levels, moonrealms, Store, Survival, Vanilla

a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Potions Brewed:	81
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

16X16K, Anti-Xray, betrail, BETRAYAL, Depends, Discord, Factions, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, Have Fun, hope to see you, Ip:, large community, LifeSteal, no cheats, Players, PvP, Server, Server Community, Small Community, SNACKS, snagging, Survival, unsuspecting, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
Description	Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
World Border	16X16K
Features	Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP address?

The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

3. What is the world border size on the server?

The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

4. What features does the server offer?

The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

5. Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

6. What kind of community does the server have?

The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

8. How can I start playing on the server?

Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Doge Coin Minecraft Server

2030, Altcoin, Blockchain, Buy, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGE coin, Financial, future potential, good time, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, now.., opportunity, profit, Sell, Server, speculation, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	214
Mines Excavated:	1521	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Breaker, civil rights, discrimination, harmful language, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial discrimination, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial slurs, racial tension, racial violence, racism, smp, Social Issues, violence, White Supremacy

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

acceptance, BIZARRE, normal, odd, peculiar, societal behavior, societal beliefs, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal standards, societal traditions, societal values, society, SocietySMP, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdNorms

Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.