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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 6
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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