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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Void Armor Forged: 24
Potions Brewed: 26 Star Shards Collected: 189
Astral Projections Made: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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