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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
Astral Projections Made: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Enchantments Applied: 150
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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