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AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	4246
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Buildings Constructed:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ores Mined:	2073
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

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🤣 Join our Minecraft server where wearing a Nirvana shirt in public is a requirement! Why, you ask? Because our server is so grunge-tastic that even Kurt Cobain himself would approve. Plus, we guarantee that you’ll start listening to Nirvana on repeat after just one day of playing on our server – it’s that immersive! So come on, grab your flannel and get ready to rock out in the virtual world like never before. 🤘🎸 #MinecraftMadness #GrungeGaming

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecrafthouseki: Land of Gems

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of suffering and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to mine for diamonds. Watch out for our resident Phosphophyllite, who may look cute but will definitely wreck havoc on your peaceful mining expedition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and prepare for the ultimate test of survival!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Emeralds Found:	147
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	112
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NudeCraft: Where Exes’ Regrets Become Pixelated Reality

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Are you tired of dealing with drama like trying to get back at your ex for sending nudes to your friends? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up anger by building a giant statue of your ex out of TNT and blowing it up in a glorious explosion of revenge! Plus, our community is full of players who have their own crazy ex stories to share, so you’ll fit right in. Join now and let the healing begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Attacks Are Just Another Day in Your Country!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Imagine riding pigs through the streets, building giant statues of yourself, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh. We have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where you can compete against other players in a race to the finish line on the backs of fluffy sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and a dream. Will you be the next champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience all the craziness that happens in your country!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kat’s Kooky Craft Kingdom: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Kat.

Kat was just your average Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly she stumbled upon our server. And let me tell you, her life was never the same again. She was greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who taught her how to build the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen. And that’s not all – she also discovered a secret underground disco party where the creepers were the DJs!

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Items Found:	7608
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty LOLz: ‘Is Anyone Else Noticing’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that have no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of spic-loving, scat fetishist, freemason, homosexual, Jew players who are just waiting to welcome you with open arms. And let’s not forget about our fearless leader, who is basically the Minecraft version of Hitler (but in a totally non-offensive, hilarious way).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane, wacky community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	78	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LOLcraft – Honkai Star Rail Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on a journey through the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll encounter epic battles and mystical creatures at every turn. Explore the Acheron realm and discover your true colors as you fight for glory and honor.

But wait, there’s more! Embark on a quest among the stars where destiny awaits, and uncover the secrets of the universe. With character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, you’ll never run out of new challenges to conquer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive drip marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, each with their own unique abilities to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Redeemable codes, tools, and resources are at your fingertips on our server. Join now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	173
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Girl Band CryCraft

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to know what Nina was searching for before she mysteriously disappeared from our server? Well, rumor has it that she was on the hunt for the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Yes, you heard that right – a majestic unicorn covered in sparkling diamonds that can fly you around the server in style.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find this mythical creature before anyone else does! But be warned, the unicorn is said to only appear to those with the purest of hearts and the most epic building skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends as you ride into battle on the back of a Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Nina’s disappearance along the way. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty McLaughLand: Where Popular Phases Meet Possibilities!

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Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Join our Minecraft server and relive your glory days with a popular phase that starts at 30+! Who says you can’t be the coolest kid on the block again, even if you’re old enough to have a mortgage and a receding hairline? Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of fellow oldies who refuse to grow up. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this virtual playground of nostalgia and shenanigans!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.