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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1644 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 5667 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?