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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7131 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 109039 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 3732 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures, like battling giant zombie babies and mining for diamonds in a diaper-filled cave. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a whole virtual family to rely on (minus the angry messages and guilt trips).
Don’t worry about abandoning your in-game family for work, because on our server, we understand the importance of balance. Plus, we have virtual daycare services for when you need a break from all the chaos.
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?