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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8633 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 186 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!
Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.