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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4330 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1866 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.