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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7703 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 274 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.