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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4104 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
