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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 752 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 125 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
