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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 445 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | Ores Mined: | 4002 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
