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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7487 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8083 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
