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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 326 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1919 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5528 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
