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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1389 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
