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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6034 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Star Shards Collected: | 255 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather boots. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Ender Dragon vs. Wither Boss” showdown – it’s like Wrestlemania but with pixelated monsters!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!