CannyCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	900308
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Potions Brewed:	185
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3119
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Psycho Gun Club

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Potions Brewed:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4509	Mines Excavated:	3127
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	8622

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8770

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RentSplitCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value virtual currency more than real-life money! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated riches and outrageous demands.

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is the only currency that matters. No need to worry about rent or bills, because in our server, everything is paid for with diamonds and emeralds. Your only job is to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world!

Forget about real-life responsibilities, like emergency funds and savings accounts. In our server, the only emergency you’ll face is running out of virtual gold. And if you ever need to borrow some in-game money, just ask your virtual family for a loan!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only thing that matters is how many virtual coins you have in your pixelated pocket. Who needs a real relationship when you can have a virtual one filled with riches and adventure? Join now and start living the high life in our virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7137	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	274
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	2437
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyUser101

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Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	184	Chimeras Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

License to Mine: Undoc Edition

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so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.