so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

    Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

    So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FilmFreakMC SMP

    FilmFreakMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Gods Slained: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

    Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Potions Brewed: 144
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Alien Abductions: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 56 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 New Chunks Explored: 18615
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 70
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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